Joelinton7

That’s right, step aside

Would be unreal. Some of their fans can’t conceive of a summer where they’re not ending up with Isak because Sky have told them he’s theirs for months. So for us to get Ekitike and keep Isak would send them into RTG levels of meltdown.

Will be more interesting to see Gordon and Isak open up Walker like a packet of cheese and onion.

No, he’s consistently wrong unfortunately. Especially the last few.

Eddie can get him playing anywhere

Oh my Jesus

Edwards loves jumping the gun. Our goat would never

I def hear manc in there

Downie was on SSN yesterday saying more good players are ready to come so prob true if Waugh is also saying it.

Yes, if we sell Gordon.

True. Got lots of protection from the sunshiiiiiinnee though

Sack Serena Taylor jk

Don’t care man, give him to us

“When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

Taking the umbrella

Me neither, off to Oasis in an hour

Forest love kicking up a fuss. Honestly I’m on their side. Unless they did it with Elanga. But it’s too late for that now.

I know this isn’t fully related to us but City have just sold a winger called Farid Alfa-Ruprecht for £5m! I doubt many will have heard of him. Lightning quick. But we need to try our best to get to this level. It’s horrible thinking about us just becoming some kind of football farm, but thems the rules unfortunately.

Hope Eddie gives him his chance this year. I’d love to see him contributing more in an attacking sense, rather than him being just a player to keep things ticking over. He’s capable of it. Wonderful finish against Forest and an absolute thunder bastard in the cup. He’s generational honestly.

Burnley can get fkt. They’re really disrespectful towards Trafford now. He’s given them more loyalty than most by staying in a champo season. If we’ve offered anywhere near £30m it’s more than a fair price.

Seen suggestions on Twitter (not credible ones) that he could be used in a swap deal for Trafford. Wouldn’t say no.

So Anthony? Welcome to Newcastle how’s it feel to be here? it feels fine how’s your mate Alex Isak? Isak is fine The transfer took a while, how’s it been the transfer was fine

Looking a new head of recruitment in the middle of a transfer window. Shame we can’t laugh at this as we’re in a similar situation.