Joelinton7

Ready to hit the ground running.

Where’s Neville’s left arm there?

Oh Rory Finneran. Seen him play quite a bit for Blackburn youth teams. We also wanted Wharton before he went to Palace. Maybe the fee and emergence of Miley put an end to that.

Who is it?

Embarrassed themselves and City will wipe the floor with them. Win-Win.

Hagi!

Cassio miss!

Fuck VAR and all who sail in it!

This wasn’t in Ratty’s brochure

Ahahahahahhaha

Lee Dixon just called Coventry Newcastle

Everton pls. Just go away

Lerl

Buying players like Minteh, loaning them out and eventually getting £15m-£25m for them is what we’re going to have to do to grow, and to avoid having to sell key first team players. It’s what City do. We won’t be able to compete until we have an academy pumping out teams full of players that can bring in millions in profit.

Well, it is quite a big list.

Christ Sheffield really are the absolute worst.

Come on man, you’re Sunderland. Do something stupid. This Saturday’s dragging.

Sell our best players to our rivals and buy their cast offs for obscene amounts of money, seems like a great plan. Isak out - Nketiah in and Bruno out for Gallagher. We must appease our overlords.

Why-aye files

Was that Joel Bland account on Twitter that said that. Then he majorly backtracked. I’ve since blocked him.

Would mean he gets injured twice, taking the injury of another player, who would only pick up the customary one.

mmmm, Leazes

A lilac, mauve and indigo will do me.