Joelinton7

Outstanding. How is he this composed at 17.

Robbed in the penalty box again. It just never ends. Game should be dead and buried with their fans streaming out back down to London.

He missed the bus?

Got to be one of the worst there’s ever been. I know we’re good but the 8-0 was just another level of shit from them and losing 5-0 to Burnley, just finish them already.

Parky out!! Wait no Johnson out!! No that’s not right, erm BALLY IN!! Yeah that’s it.

Coming out with more convoluted crap like this when the game can’t even decide on consistent application of the basic rules.

Can you overcome that without surgery?

Great man manager that guy, literal Bruce levels of players under buses.

Routine 2-0 win vs these chumps. Isak and Trippier.

3rd kit White and Green again next year https://www.footyheadlines.com/2023/11/adidas-newcastle-united-24-25-eqt-third-kit.html

What’s the issue? His knee keeps swelling up. Well what would cause that? Might just have gout.

Burgzorg who’s up front for Huddersfield scored against us in a pre season friendly against Mainz last season. Will they cheer him?

What was the last competitive fixture we had postponed due to weather?

Hauled off after 64 mins but Feyenoord’s best player according to FotMob with a 7.4 rating. Had 1 shot on target, 86% pass completion so it’s something I guess.

Best ref in the world… apparently ?

Tino “ACL recovering, Dembele shackling, future world class international” Livramento.

Imo we’re beating Milan and PSG are getting absolutely hounded at Signal Iduna because they are utterly shite so bring on qualification.

I feel violently physically sick after that. How have the rules been allowed to devolve to the point where a ball hitting you on the elbow accidentally off your chest is cause for penalty?

What chances we win here, beat Milan next time and PSG draw with Dortmund and we win the group ???

Lewis Miley take a bow. He has arrived.

We’ve actually just nabbed a world class full back from Southampton for 35m

Absolutely zero chance whatsoever. He’s at his boyhood club, living his dreams, happy being a bit player player/meme legend. He’s not jumping ship to tinpoint clubs like that. With our injury crisis as well there’s not a chance we’d even pick up the phone.

Oh god what have I missed

Teeth girl ? that’s a blast from the past

Said the fans didn’t make enough noise on Saturday. The True Faith (Mick Martin) lot have been kicking off about it. Imo he should have just kept quiet, it doesn’t help coming straight after the Trippier-fan altercation. It’s alright to suggest we didn’t make enough noise and it’s ok to not make enough noise. Like Mehrdad says things don’t always align. Fans can’t be on every game, with so many games especially. Division is what media and other clubs want. Just acknowledge it and move on, shouts your lungs out tonight and v Man U on Saturday!