Joelinton7

Yeah they’re gonna’ get Young hauled off or sent off before HT.

No need to be nervous for this, won’t even need to be in 2nd gear to win. Just defend like we normally do and nick a couple of goals. Think they’re missing DCL and Onana as well.

Back for Spurs? What a welcome return it would be.

We got a brand new 100,000 seater super stadium yet?

“””other clubs”””

A lot of the injuries will be back. We’ll get a good 5-6 days rest after Liverpool, then 6-7 after these until City. We can just fully go for them.

They’ve got fake morals and 6 in a row to come at us with. They’re really gonna’ ramp up the banners for this so let’s show no respect and no mercy. 6-0

Time for them to face reality. The real one, not the one in their heads.

Outstanding. How is he this composed at 17.

Robbed in the penalty box again. It just never ends. Game should be dead and buried with their fans streaming out back down to London.

He missed the bus?

Got to be one of the worst there’s ever been. I know we’re good but the 8-0 was just another level of shit from them and losing 5-0 to Burnley, just finish them already.

Parky out!! Wait no Johnson out!! No that’s not right, erm BALLY IN!! Yeah that’s it.

Coming out with more convoluted crap like this when the game can’t even decide on consistent application of the basic rules.

Can you overcome that without surgery?

Great man manager that guy, literal Bruce levels of players under buses.

Routine 2-0 win vs these chumps. Isak and Trippier.

3rd kit White and Green again next year https://www.footyheadlines.com/2023/11/adidas-newcastle-united-24-25-eqt-third-kit.html

What’s the issue? His knee keeps swelling up. Well what would cause that? Might just have gout.

Burgzorg who’s up front for Huddersfield scored against us in a pre season friendly against Mainz last season. Will they cheer him?

What was the last competitive fixture we had postponed due to weather?

Hauled off after 64 mins but Feyenoord’s best player according to FotMob with a 7.4 rating. Had 1 shot on target, 86% pass completion so it’s something I guess.

Best ref in the world… apparently ?

Tino “ACL recovering, Dembele shackling, future world class international” Livramento.

Imo we’re beating Milan and PSG are getting absolutely hounded at Signal Iduna because they are utterly shite so bring on qualification.