Joelinton7

Actually can’t believe they’ve paraded their big new signing in front of absolutely no one.

He’s a handful physically, he’s lightning quick, brings others into play and has a decent strike on him. Just needs more Eddie time and he’ll be a star for us.

It’s Noel Gallagher’s hand writing

Idk but their previous good home form has gone out the window since beating us. 3 defeats on the spin.

Well that’s jinxed it

Potter’s been Rogered

Someone just tread of Matterface’s balls

We head to the bubble dome on 8th March

Fullkrug kaput. Guys just never been fit enough for a prem team

Tidy finish from Bruno’s jilted ex mate

Didn’t Moyes just last week say he doesn’t want to be in any more relegation battles

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-women-to-take-part-in-drinking-in-the-bowl-pilot

Don’t be silly… £280m.

How could we forget this sith lord

Right? Seemed like Diaby did a IRL Grandma Simpson at the burlesque house

Divvent want to put too many Newcastle players in case Arsenal put out a statement saying the Cowabunga cup has been bought by Newcastle and Saudi

Genuinely should just be our 11 from the Arsenal game.

We’re selling our current number 1 who is in extremely good form in mid Jan. Our usual number 1 is currently not fit, and Eddie has already expressed he doesn’t want MD to go. Mitchell better be cooking something good ‘cause I don’t like this at all.

“Len’s?? iM a jOurNaLIst