Joelinton7

Sounds legit

Who is Paul Mitchell and which club is he at and why is he good?

Whew, Bournemouth v Luton was not one I had down as being an all time PL classic

Gordon was then transferred to a better hospital, where doctors upgraded his condition to “alive”.

He screamed in pain when the “physio” went to test it. His knee is in smithereens. Like our season.

Pepe playing Champions League football at 41 . Hope he flattens Havertz and shuts their whingeing fans up.

Ashley broke him.

Injury is our identity

Nice to know the seasons over so I can stop thinking about it.

Bit ambitious

Ham fans really don’t know where they’re at at the min. European champs*, and on for another Euro quali, but currently on for 2 wins out of 12. It’s why Moyseh tells them to know their place.

Who are any of these “ITK’s”. I love these decoy transfer links. Works every time.

I’m sure Jude would offer himself to them as the Bellingham’s are now massive lads fans.

They’ll be lucky to get £10m

Would love Brentford to get a scalp here. Piss on Arsenal chips and leave legoteta fuming.

4-2 herrp extinguished. Who, or what, is a Jenson Seelt? Cov now 2-1 up, hide your statues, and the ‘Boro have gone above them. A terrible day for all of marradom.

He’s left today

6 in a reerrr marra! I hope Armstrong spammed the celeb buttons. Shearer will love this one as well it being his old club. No one implodes like Sunderland AFC.

Never the same after them though. Easy for them to go again when dealing with such forces they put through their legs.

His hamstrings are literally made of Findus crispy pancakes, don’t go anywhere near him.

Dubstep Leevramento Schaer Terminator Lord Burn Smiley IrnBruno JWilli Smurf IceCold Flash 2-2 Gordon and Willock.

See we’ve knocked Gladiators off their podium for this. Wolf absolutely seething.

Good thing we’re well stocked at RB.

Jimmy Hill’s Coventry 4-0 up at HT. More salt into the wounds.

Using this logic, we’d have no squad left.