Marquee Moon

Wtf are we doing man, just damaging the clubs reputation at this point. It's pathetic.

RIP Would love to see us take a punt on a raw talent like this though, Howe could make him great. Wissa's role would make more sense too.

Big fan of the Johnny Lawrence thing Gordon’s doing

The mad thing about our transfer strategy is we just keep going back for the same players every window and seeing the asking price double every time. Transfer fees only move in 1 direction. Anyone we’re quibbling over the price for now will be even more expensive when we inevitably go back for them next summer.

Best of luck to him. Hope he keeps them up at the mackems expense.

Yasir wants to tell these Saudi teams to fuck off buying Nunez until we're done here

Maybe he's just giving a really really long answer to the question "What made you want to come to Newcastle & why was it the fans?"

The idea he wouldn’t get many mins here is nonsense. It’s not only we need to be able to rest Isak, we also need to be able to play in a different way. He offers something completely different to what we have.

Qualify for UCL & both my consolation bets come in lmao. Cheers you Red cunts

On the plus side we’ve only had 1 good half in us recently & I’m going to assume this isn’t it.

Feels like we’d be better off with Krafth in defence and Barnes/Murph in their proper positions. Gordon’s form is wank.

This charade of the ref going over to look at the screen is the daftest thing in football.

Shifting Barnes out right so Gordon can turn in stinkers

Gordon needs to fuck off leaving us a man short with his play acting like

Interrupting Eze’s celebrations to tell him that not sending Henderson off is the worst decision ever lmao, wtf was that

Haven’t seen anything like Foden’s fall off since Dele Alli, absolute nothing player now

Munoz is ripping City a new one

Got to be booked for diving, thats pathetic

Jacob Murphy defo hit Son with this during the 6-1

Don’t think we need to change, but I quite like this modernised version of the old badge if we have too. Just hope it’s not some Juve style shite.

Commentator making excuses for City’s empty seats, how embarrassing.

Fucking Spurs man

Nah we're fucking mint us like

Vini Jr has Jacob Murphy posters on his wall