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Bless them. They're so desperate

It hit him above his sleeve, just below his shoulder. Certainly wasn't delibrate, he was pulling his arm towards his body.

Thought his officials were shit today, too. They missed a few blatant throws and corners for both teams.

How didn't VAR even look at The Gordon incident? I honestly can't believe it wasn't given as a pen!

Safety fears over 'massive nonce' as local councillor

Did Joe Kinnear write that?

He's absolutely class. He's always willing to throw himself in front of a shot for the lads

They look so disjointed. Like the players don't know what to do, or where to move when they're in possession

Absolute rocket. Wished he'd hit his one on one like that!

Superb away performance. Thoroughly deserved

Outstanding tonight.

Think he only played in the cup, but I did forget he was there on loan

Gillespie, Cole, Johnsen, Butt, Smith, Simpson, Rossi, Obertan. Can't think of the other 2

Replaced him with the head chef of the Job Bulman. Rumour has it he's taking the menu with him to Manchester

They've just signed a player who plays RW, other than that it's not based on anything . Just a feeling in the pit of my stomach

I think we'll sign Bakayoko. Don't see Longstaff leaving personally.

I think Bournemouth's manager would be first choice

Yeah, I noticed that

He plays with the calmness of a seasoned pro. Doesn't get flustered. He's absolutely superb

He got it spot on today. Well done, Edward

Many happy returns

First time this week!

He's such a likeable fella, that I want him to do well so much. Thought he was great today

Said to my stepdaughter that I fancied him for a hatrick today, so you all owe me £5

What would their best 11 be?