Jewel

Eddie wouldn't go there in a million years. I feel like the only job he may consider leaving us for is the England job, in this country. Obviously, he'd be tempted if Real or Barca ever came calling.

Of course he did. The cunt only wants Liverpool.

In terms of wages, we were very similar to Chelsea. I read his reasoning for not coming to us was he didn't want to play second fiddle to Isak. He wanted to be the main man.

Ironically, Isak is a part of this immigration policy.

Would be willing to give Real Madrid a discount on him as long as he doesnt go to Liverpool.

I got my little boy the new 25/26 kit last month and was umming and ahhing about whose name to get on the back and nearly went with Isak. Thankfully, I didn't and instead got Bruno G. 39.

This whole saga will have given Isak plenty of valuable life experience. Will he learn from it is the key question? Im not going to hold my breath. Liverpool played him and his agent for a right pair of idiots, and for what? It's ruined our pre-season and most likely the entirety of his season. Even if he gets on his hands and knees, and offers up a grovelling apology, I'll never look at him the same way. Once a rat, always a rat.

Thought so too, but then part of me is still living in the 90s tbf.

Liverpool getting Leoni for 20 odd million is a fantastic deal tbh. He's an exciting prospect. On the off chance it doesnt work out, they'll easily get that money back and more.

Yes, I know all that. I was being tongue-in-cheek there.

I've a sneaky feeling he'd come if we paid the price Stuttgart are looking for. Bayern don't seem too desperate to sign him otherwise they would have done so already. I think a bigger barrier is us. Does our scouting team know enough about him? Have they even heard of him? Would Eddie even want him? We all know Eddie likes what he likes, and I suspect he would go for someone like Nicolas Jackson over an unproven, but a potentially brilliant talent like Woltemade.

I actually preferred Woltemade over Sesko. Similar price too. Zero chance of it happening though.

Don't understand Eddie's fascination with players like these. I bet we'll all be sitting here, moaning when we're 1-0 down at home to the likes of Fulham/Brighton next season and struggling to break them down. We're crying out for something different, a bit of guile and creativity. Jacob Ramsey is not it.

Who knew that one day AC Milan would be considered our feeder club?

Yep, send him into hibernation for three years. After that he can have his move to Liverpool on a free transfer. That is if they'll still want him at that point.

Shame about Leoni. Would loved have seen him here. Not too fussed about Guehi though.

I've joked about this before, but a Maradona or a Messi wouldn't get into an Eddie Howe side.

I'd like to see a marquee signing come through the door, if it's at all possible. If anyone had said at start of the window that Anthony Elanga would be our "marquee" signing of the summer, I think we'd all be a little bit disappointed tbh.

Its got to be Fanta Tropical (Lilt) or nothing, as far as I'm concerned.

Footballer detached from the real world shocker!

Would you consider a straight swap, Isak for Cole Palmer?

If they give us 100m along with Jackson, I'd take that.

I see Tottenham and Leverkusen have been linked with him last week.

Don't Liverpool fans hate him for going to Real on a free?

It would be so funny if Isak flops there, goes back to his Real Sociedad days of scoring 6 goals a season.