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Im going to take a wild stab in the dark and say he's not.

I'm bored of this now.

I feel like in the year 2038 we will still be hearing about Ekitike as he knocks us back for the 23rd time. But that won't deter us. We will be back in for him in the summer of 2039. Eddie WILL eventually get his man.

What made it even better was Shearer then threatening to not play in the World Cup if the FA gave him a ban for it lol.

Probably death of Jota means they don't want to sell Diaz unless its an insane bid from someone.

No thanks. He made it clear he wants Man Utd, which makes me heavily question the sort of character he is. He can go and rot at Man Utd or stay and rot at Brentford, as far as I'm concerned.

Unfortunately, the fella started to believe his own hype as some sort of transfer news guru or something. Either that or he's on somebody's payroll.

Sadly, that's not going to happen. He is their dream signing and replacement for Ronaldo. They will spend whatever it takes to get him. It's why he got a 2 year deal from Liverpool instead of a 1 year extension. They get him for one more year and then he gets his big money move to Saudi next summer and Liverpool get a massive transfer fee. Everyones happy.

Liverpool will have plenty of dough when they sell Salah to Saudi next summer for 100m+. Question is will they decide to splurge some of that this summer.

At 300m, we were an absolute bargain.

Vardy's going to Man Utd to be their main striker.

Same here. Back in the days when I would be hyped even for a meaningless pre-season friendly game.

If the rules allowed it, I'm pretty sure they would have just done that.

Erm, no. Last season was a very good one for Chelsea. Won a trophy and qualified for the CL which was their top priority. They achieved that, so it was a successful season for them. They're not in a position to challenge for the PL or the CL, and won't be for a few years yet, which they themselves realise. This is not the Chelsea of 5 or 10 years. For us, it was a great season because we won a trophy. Going only by the league form, it was a good season for us, not a great one. I must say, I do get tired of the inferiority complex on here, at times. I understand it, but you don't need to keep saying it out loud.

Matty Targett wouldn't get out of bed for that.

Tough paper round.

Because they won't sell him at that price, and Bournemouth's whole model is based on being a selling club.

Some of these prices being reported for the likes of Kudus, Elanga and Semenyo are insane. And yet, if the journos are to be believed, we seem intent on shopping in the most expensive market in the world which is the Premier League, despite being severely constrained by PSR. It's madness.

70m for Semenyo ffs. Bournemouth are having a laugh with that one. I seriously doubt anyone would be foolish enough to pay that kind of money for Semenyo.

I take it that's specific to this country? I know its happened in Germany before when Bayern helped out 1860 when they were in dire straits financially.

Do any of us exist? I mean truly exist?

Be a first if we sign that Korean fella. The first time any club has signed a player that doesn't exist.

Is that a good or bad thing?

Well they did scam 72m out of Man Utd for Hojlund.

That's not the real David Ornstein, unfortunately. Just some clown pretending to be him. Though, it does say a lot about old Jimmy that you wouldn't completely put it past him doing something like this.