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He'd be a poor signing at the prices I've seen bandied about. 40m? No thanks. You can't bleat on about PSR and budget constraints if you're going to spunk the best part of 40m on the likes Rodrigo fucking Muniz lol.

They all have to take their fair share of the blame for how this window has gone, Eddie included.

They'll want an inflated fee having just signed him up permanently. This one isn't going to happen unless we overbid.

We should be, but we won't be.

At £20m why not go for that guy Leipzig are getting to replace Sesko? Romulo, I think his name was.

I'd rather take Darwin Nunez from Liverpool than Muniz.

Ed Woodward is currently unemployed. We could certainly do a lot worse. He was shit on the football side of things, but we could certainly use someone like him to head up our commercial operations.

40m for Muniz ffs.

Not really tbh. Most are fully expecting it and have been resigned to it as soon we heard Manure were interested as well.

They're getting Adama Traore as a like for like replacement for Elanga.

Even that is too much. Not a penny over £40m.

This is the most annoying thing of all. Yes, 6 cartel clubs have done their best to keep us down, but our owners have helped them do it.

Definitely seems like the sort to go on strike to force his way out of a club. I don't know, he's giving me that sort of vibe. If he signs for us, he'll be doing so with one eye already on his next move.

I'd take Vardy as the third striking option, but we'd still need 2 more ahead of him (assuming Isak leaves).

Remains to be seen if Sesko considers us to be special enough for him.

No thanks to Axel Disaster or Nicolas Jackson. Just stay away from Chelsea ffs.

Difference is Karius cost us next to nothing, whereas Ramsdale will be £20m+. Seems like a waste of precious resources that could be put to better use elsewhere.

Is Sesko is taking this long to decide, does he really want to come to us? Smacks of keeping us as backup incase something more fancy doesnt come along.

The reason the Saudis got Maxi so cheap is because they own us. We are to the Saudis what the likes of Strasbourg and Girona are to Chelsea and Man City. We are part of a wider group, but not the main part unfortunately.

I'd be absolutely fuming if we got Jackson for an extortionate fee.

We clearly learned from the best tbf.

What exactly is a "football destination"?

Just accept this one ain't happening, man. Move on. Let him rot at Leipzig. I don't see any of these supposed "special" clubs coming in for him.

This made me giggle far more than it should have.

Should have just gone for Kelleher instead.