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Either way, just get it sorted quickly or move on. No elongated transfer saga please.

I think he'd a great signing for us. As far as the 70m price tag goes, I'm going to trust the club know what they're doing.

Incredible price, especially considering the fees Man City are going to be paying for Cherki, Reijnders and Ait-Nouri. Quality at reasonable prices is definitely there if we looked.

If we get both him and Elanga, that's circa £100m+ spunked on 2 players. Our PSR situation must be better than first thought because we definitely need a CB and maybe a CM as well.

I'm not a cunt so I don't want him to die or anything like that. But I'd get spectacular joy if news broke that he'd gone bankrupt and become destitute.

Be funny if Italy failed to qualify for another World Cup.

How much is the sell-on clause Man Utd have for Elanga? I'm loathe to give those cunts any money. For that reason alone, we should look elsewhere.

Bid a number that you think is reasonable. If Forest reject that bid then move on quickly. I can't be doing with another transfer saga that lasts all window. Especially for Anthony Elanga ffs.

Even 30m will be too much.

Muniz is giving me vibes of Neal Maupay. Avoid.

Cherki was available for £30m. It's sad Eddie can't find space for a player like that in his team/squad. Constantly going out and trying to run the brakes off the opposition will only get you so far, as we've seen already this season.

Won't be for much longer.

Hope they holdout for at least £70m!

Can't we just put him on gardening leave like we did with the last rat who was here before him?

We don't need a younger version of Murphy. We need a better version of Murphy.

Imagine if DCL is our "marquee" signing of the summer. Doesn't bear thinking about lol.

I'd rather not have any of them. Murphy can be a solid bench player for us. The other two, no thanks.

I'd rather have the tennis player tbh.

Everything club on the planet can get away with this shit except us.

Twickenham seats 82,000. Do Chelsea have the fanbase to fill that week in, week out?

I heard most of it will go on Jobe Bellingham.

Can't wait. I'm really looking forward to watching him spend 95% of the match cutting back inside and playing a sideways pass to the central midfield.

Prove it.

Let's give them Callum Wilson as a thank you. Im sure they'll appreciate that as he's better than Hojlund, even in his current state.

Thank you, Manure. From the bottom of my heart. I really do mean that. That said, you can now go back to being shit again.