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That's my Brighton-dwelling eldest getting a membership next season

Christ, didn't factor in the extra games!

At home on the first day as we welcome back the FA Cup and Champions League double winners, mackems forced to be in the ground early to watch the trophies get a lap before we smash them to bits

Supporter Services have generally been a disgrace whenever I've needed any dealings with them, I usually end up feeling like I wish they'd just replied telling me directly to "Fuck off" as that's basically the undertone anyway

Presume it's all part of the fetishisation of all things retro, we're selling (or not given the 70% off price and how many are left) Fat Boy/Wonga-era shirts FFS: https://shop.newcastleunited.com/products/newcastle-united-retro-2013-2014-3rd-shirt

Ironic them trying to reduce us to persona non grata isn't it when usually we occupy their every thought

fuck me

FUCK THE MAGE

He's always been massively overhyped, was a daft vanity signing when PSG took him off Barcelona as a kid and it mainly grew from there, he's never really been any good or shown anything to suggest he is or will ever be a top player anywhere he's been

Even with the "it's Tottenham" multiplier Gyokeres was outstanding there, actually looked like a top level centre forward for a change

Joke shop

Aye, first ever February relegation

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Villa 2-1 Leeds Brentford 2-1 Brighton Chelsea 3-1 Burnley West Ham 3-3 Bournemouth Man City 3-1 Newcastle Palace 2-0 Wolves Forest 1-2 Liverpool Sunderland 1-1 Fulham Spurs 1-3 Arsenal Everton 1-2 Man Utd

Haaland doubtful although he usually does fuck all against us anyway, Marmoush related security bet it is. Not sure we have the players to do too much differently but I wonder if there might be any thought of throwing them a dummy like we did to the bin dippers in the league last year before the Carabao final. If not, let's get amongst them and if we don't gift them our customary soft goals at their place, we can get a result. HOWAY THE LADS!

Rather avoid that one! Although we'd have to go to the Etihad first so if we could keep it tight to bring them back here, you never know. Guardiola may even be kind enough to save his annual out-thinking himself in the competition for the occasion

I hear you mate, although I'm still on board with the idea that Chelsea then Tottenham is a nice route to a Champions League semi-final

Still Barca or Chelsea aye. Winner of PSG or Monaco plays whichever of Barca or Chelsea we don't get (or vice versa depending on who's drawn first)

No doubt their resident geopolitical experts will know about the already robust and still developing diplomatic ties between Azerbaijan and Saudi Arabia and conclude a massive sack of cash must have been involved somewhere

He'll be some player if he can add that last bit to his finishing won't he. The top, top players just have that head down, it's going in the goal, laces, toe poke, whatever, just stick it in. It's what took Cristiano to the heights and Hazard at his peak when he stopped pissing about too much in front of goal aswell

can't help but begrudgingly admire the grift and brass neck sometimes can you?!

Come on now, them algorithms aren't going to get fed by the lack of attention a calm and fair analysis would deliver

Ah so is that why they don't turn out for cup games? No point, not gonna win it anyway marra

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Bodo 1-0 Inter Nicely worked goal