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Rooney would do well to reflect on the main reason he's getting paid to be a gobshite is that he's proven to be an absolutely dogshit man manager and football coach. Fucking idiot.

Obviously we don't play the same system as Italy (or didn't, no idea if Gattuso has changed things) but I think it'd be a shame if he left this summer without us having seen him in that LCM position he plays for them, he seems to link brilliantly with Dimarco and has looked top whenever I've seen him there

Thought Tierney's worst call was the yellow for Hall for "time wasting" when Palmer was stood about five yards in front of him, why should he take the FK if the thick fucker hasn't moved back to where he should be?

Need the new manager bowence so we can beyt the mags marra

Liam Rosenior is going to talk to PGMOL about the huddle?! Stupid cunt

Our problem this season is mainly that we've not beaten all the shite like we usually do. Wolves and West Ham away, Tottenham at home are wins that's 7 points and we're 4th now. Throw in the other points we've chucked away we'd probably be close to Arsenal

Fitting that Wanker wears the same number as Phil Foden

Does it have to be an accident?

Didn't think he was particularly good tonight but I'll die on the hill that he's an absolutely quality player I thought he looked more willing to put it about physically and mix it though, which was great to see, won a few headers quite aggressively in the second half before he went off too. As an aside, more evidence he's obviously a great lad, there was what looked like Bayern Munich youth teams on some sort of trip who were at the game and he gave his shirt to one of them and spent a bit of time with them after.

Traore is absolutely wank. It doesn't get spoken about enough how Barcelona churned out a right load of shite from La Masia after their golden generation but still made a fortune on the basis of reputation and "they're good they just can't get in our team because we're class"

Monster. Was so in the zone he even had to be reminded to go and refuel when the ref called the Ramadan/Iftar sunset break

Probably score the winner against the scruffs next week to win us all over then get injured or go AWOL on international duty the week after

Spot on. Someone mentioned earlier in the season that one of our weaknesses is that we're often always either attacking or defending, and rarely just pass it about patiently or sit in. When we move the ball about quickly without necessarily always looking for the final pass or the pass before the final pass we look really dangerous, it also means we have fewer gaping gaps if we do lose it.

Need an AI video of Cheywsee players dancing around the ball like old slappers round a handbag in Flares

He also knows the drill like the back of his hand, his off the ball work and making sure the team is in shape, telling them where to be so he can lead the press is exceptional. Always been a massively underappreciated and overlooked part of his game. Admittedly a lot of the time people wouldn't have noticed if he's walking back into his position like, but you know what I mean

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Paid a tenner to get him and will probably be a fiver in compo when they get rid of him. Although they want a patsy so if he's happy running the player farm he's got a job for life under Boehly and his boys

This guy has got the lot, I could watch him all day and not pay attention to the rest of the game. We've got some unbelievable options for picking real horses for courses midfields when everyone is available

Enjoyed that. Proper performance and much more like ourselves. Still soft as shite at times until Joe came on and can't win a second ball sometimes for toffee mind. And free lager back in my hotel because the till's fucked. Everything's coming up Killer 😂 Howay the lads!

Fantastic. Tuchel needn't bother taking another centre forward to 'Murica, there's your man if Kane goes down. Take Barnes to play on the wing if Gordon goes upfront.

The pitch size myth always makes me laugh, like with "the big pitch at Wembley". Aren't they all the same size these days bar 1 or 2? Think the bin dippers place is slightly narrower

Do the binoculars come as part of the £1000 hospitality package with shite scran and a half bottle of piss wine or are they extra?

Has anyone else heard about (or seen or experienced) stewards checking tickets of people on the way to the corner during games? One lad I spoke to said he went for a piss during the Man City FA Cup tie, got asked to show his ticket on the way back in, his phone had died so he got booted out. Bit of a schoolboy error not having enough battery like, and needing a piss during the game, but still. People obviously shouldn't be going in the corner if their ticket isn't for there, but it appears the club knows about the desire for people to stand/that the standing section is the place to be, yet would rather play policeman than add more rail seats at the expense of upsetting a few people. All feels a bit like doing quick fixes on your car and it keeps breaking down when you could take it to the garage and just get it fixed properly. Clunky analogy but you know what I mean.

Irrationally annoys me this game being referred to as a derby, it's nearly as far from Wrexham to Swansea as it is from Newcastle to Manchester ffs