Kilcline

Nice bit of play from Evan Ferguson for the assist there

A proper good hiding and a Strand Larsen hat-trick please and thank you

Poor, but if you can't win make sure you don't get beat. Onwards and upwards

Pretty stinky half yet also just an extra 5 - 10% uplift from taking away an easy 3 points. HTL!

Chelsea have pulled the Jackson loan due to Delap's injury

Mags that have bought seysun cards just to go to the derby marra

What a disgrace

Fuck off man. Foul my arse

Get in there

Is there a thicker human being on the planet than Troy Deeney? He makes Tim Sherwood look like he should be a captain on University Challenge

Fucking Thursday...Bournemouth away will be the Sunday now then

An alternative view is that 3-4-3 is a very attacking formation and may allow us to blow them away

It's a smart signing for me, someone competent who can cover every forward position. Sane, Coman, Tel and Muller have all gone, and with Musiala injured they've got no real depth up the top end. Having Jackson to give Kane, in particular, and Luis Diaz a rest will work out nicely for them.

"Oh fuck, someone who actually knows what they're talking about and not just blagging it"

R&W mate has said this a few times to me, genuinely thought he was taking the piss as when we were at school there were loads of idiots who thought Bellamy was English, for example, and would say similar. Only recently I actually replied and asked if he was taking the piss or what. He wasn't

Surprised they're not subject-matter experts given their love of racism and xenophobia

Are they talking about the bewk, fillum, or both?

About time we repurposed the Miggy chant

Woltemade is, no Thiaw. The only two listed forwards are Woltemade and Fullkrug so he's very likely to play

Sounds daft but I've barely watched them anyway, rarely if ever watch back games I've been to, although admittedly there are reasons to make an exception here! It wouldn't stop me though, the other players, the team and the club won the cup, not this tosspot by himself

There's no doubt in my mind he will be. Tuchel has said you rarely use all 23 players at a tournament so he'd take a few characters, so even if the big lad's form drops off a cliff I imagine he'll still be there for the intangible qualities he brings. It's why we should all make peace with the fact Jordan Henderson will be there too.

Maresca already struggles to get Caicedo, Lavia, Enzo in the same team plus often has Reece James in midfield, another one is just what they need

All part of their laying the foundations for their cope when we smash them to bits and they later get relegated, "not football anyway marra, prefer the Champo, spent £150 mil and nowhere near when we should be mid-table, PL is shite the mags are one of the best teams playing like that, Saudis run the PL anyways marra" etc etc

That's a good point, different dynamics to the CEO appointment

That may be true but we'd still be snookered by the scouser in the work permit office