CallumG6

Give him the keys to the city

Jow-En is my guess.

We’ve got a Scouse lad starting in our office next week, so I’ll know how Yamal feels. In all seriousness, fucking great bit of business we’ve done here.

Diving bastard as well, so a perfect fit for La Liga.

Either that or a Lederhosen.

Bruno and Tonali to Chelsea. If you’re gonna make something up, at least make sure it’s fucking believable.

Multi-club models are shite but if others are exploiting it for gain, then we need to. Playing nice gets you nowhere.

Wish that blue was a bit darker like in the early leak photos on big Joe.

Sounds ominous that.

Elaborate, if you will…?

See if West Ham will take him for £15m.

Sums up the absolute state of xG as a stat. Absolutely meaningless in reality, which is what football is played in.

Reckon he’s burnt out and absolutely exhausted. Probably best for both sides to part ways. He gets a well earned break, we get a new manager for the next stage in the project. Feels like the end of the road, and if it is, we absolutely cannot fuck up the replacement.

Got to be very short odds on the three promoted coming straight back down in the PL next season? Having said that, I reckon Leeds might be in trouble next year.

Was just thinking that

Elite puma kit, minus the god awful sponsor.

Was just about to ask what channel, cheers fella!

Was absolutely fine last time we played a pre-season friendly in Scotland.

"I've always said, if you're old enough, you're good enough..."

Gutted for the lad.

Genuinely baffled at the Djed Spence shout, fuck me what a horrible decision.

Agent Tuchel behind enemy lines like it’s 1943. The fuck is he thinking with some of his picks and omissions.

Is it actually confirmed he’s not in? Seen a couple twitter accounts saying it, but I’ll be astonished if he’s not in.