CallumG6

Gerrinnn

Wissa by name, Missa by nature.

I actually don’t know how Nick Pope has made a career being that bad with his feet.

Van Hecke is a shithouse but I’d have him here in a heartbeat.

Pope is shit for brains at times like.

Turns into prime R9 against us

I try (and fail) to convince myself I’m not arsed, season is done etc. But I know if they score early, it’ll be very toxic and if we do go on to lose, the ramifications for Eddie. Win and we hopefully go on a mad one to try and get Europe, lose and his position is untenable for me.

Shitting it for this already.

Because he's got half of Europe courting him, so we'll have binned him off probably.

Put your house and life savings on Welbeck scoring… I’ll go first.

Sven Bramble. Shite nowadays.

That end to York & Rochdale is up there with Deeney vs Leicester. Fucking crazy end to a crazy season in the NL.

Some fucker is cutting onions somewhere.

The minute we start playing league games abroad I'll be done with it.

Agree on the Leeds point. Fans are cunts at times, but you want the biggest clubs in the top division, Leeds are definitely one of them. Bournemouth, Brighton, Brentford aren’t and would love to see them go sometime soon.

Makes me feel better about some of the money I’ve wasted in my life. £55m man.

Great business at £75m if we can get it. Won’t lose sleep when he leaves, always felt a bit odd cheering on a scouser.

Artetas tears via IV por favor!

Absolute dream scenario would be Xabi Alonso. Not getting the Liverpool job (if you believe Ornstein) and needs to rebuild his reputation a bit after the Real debacle. Plus, Leverkusen are a bit like us in the sense of probably underachieving before he got there. But at the same time, it could (and probably is) a pipe dream with PSR, and he could have absolutely no interest in joining, regardless of money on the table, his next job has to be right.

If PIF do opt to move on from Howe, who they bring in will absolutely tell us their ambitions for the club. Big name like Inzaghi, Xabi Alonso or someone of that ilk, then it’s some ambition shown on their part.

Makes Miggy look like prime Robben

Rather them make an announcement soon by mutual decision, then he can get the send off he deserves with no toxicity. Absolute club legend, forever remembered, but it’s run its course. More than anything I’m sad this is how it’s ending, with a whimper.

Fucking hell that was absolutely lifting.