CallumG6

Some fucker is cutting onions somewhere.

The minute we start playing league games abroad I'll be done with it.

Agree on the Leeds point. Fans are cunts at times, but you want the biggest clubs in the top division, Leeds are definitely one of them. Bournemouth, Brighton, Brentford aren’t and would love to see them go sometime soon.

Makes me feel better about some of the money I’ve wasted in my life. £55m man.

Great business at £75m if we can get it. Won’t lose sleep when he leaves, always felt a bit odd cheering on a scouser.

Artetas tears via IV por favor!

Absolute dream scenario would be Xabi Alonso. Not getting the Liverpool job (if you believe Ornstein) and needs to rebuild his reputation a bit after the Real debacle. Plus, Leverkusen are a bit like us in the sense of probably underachieving before he got there. But at the same time, it could (and probably is) a pipe dream with PSR, and he could have absolutely no interest in joining, regardless of money on the table, his next job has to be right.

If PIF do opt to move on from Howe, who they bring in will absolutely tell us their ambitions for the club. Big name like Inzaghi, Xabi Alonso or someone of that ilk, then it’s some ambition shown on their part.

Makes Miggy look like prime Robben

Rather them make an announcement soon by mutual decision, then he can get the send off he deserves with no toxicity. Absolute club legend, forever remembered, but it’s run its course. More than anything I’m sad this is how it’s ending, with a whimper.

Fucking hell that was absolutely lifting.

Those anti-sit down pissers, please tell me you sit down in the middle of the night for one. Defies logic standing up half asleep, pissing all over the gaff.

Juan Sebastian Veron - christ, that's a name I've not heard in a while. Instantly makes me think of Hernan Crespo, decent player he was.

Only on Thursdays.

Won’t hear a bad word said about a sit down piss, come on now!

He's got plenty of time off now. Hopefully enough time to sort that fucking abomination of a lid.

Misses the World Cup n'all.

He'll be class in the championship tbf

He’s fucking crocked half the time. £70m and we snap City’s hand off.

Stale as fuck from top to bottom. Management stale with no new ideas, players stale with absolutely no guts or guile. Sweeping changes across the board is the minimum required, because this is so far from good enough and what we’ve seen in the past.

Always is at Selhurst Park