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A signing!

Assuming Man U get Mbeumo, if they can get a half-decent striker and goalkeeper they could be pretty good. Something like: Not Onana Super Expensive CB #1 Super Expensive CB #2 Super expensive CB #3 2 good 4 the mackems man Whoever plays LWB man Tackley man Passy man Loot-loving pirate man Brazilian headcase man Not Hojlund Not bad at all tbf.

While I wouldn't claim to use TCD's baller™ test myself exactly, I do think that some players just have this obvious classyness that's very immediately apparent. It's kind of a mix of really good technique and composure that's often a sign of really top players. The guys that make things look easy and never seem rushed. That might be close to what he means.

Suppose they wait and see what we offer and then they'll know if they can compete.

If I'm a club that wants to get top dollar for my in demand star I'd also say I don't want to sell him. Given how highly rated he is I'd also imagine loads of clubs are keeping an eye on things. I don't think we'll get him mind, unless Tonali really waxes lyrical about 'spoons, but you never know.

Legit concern. Check this list of top 25 right wingers: https://www.90min.com/posts/the-25-best-right-wingers-in-world-football-ranked Mbeumo's the only bald guy there. Unsustainable.

Don't worry, pretty sure I'm just as bound by the laws of physics as the average people.

Nah, definitely just here.

I was here.

Serie A players always have a tonne of those little injuries listed on transfermarkt. Way more than other leagues, think it's just a difference in reporting. Obviously the concerning injuries are doing a cruciate, which he seemed to bounce back from incredibly quickly and was over a year ago now and doing a shoulder via an awkward fall which is hopefully just one of those things. Even happened to Jacob Murphy last year and he never gets injured. Not to say they're not a worry, but I guess that's why we're sniffing around and not the real big boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTIyg8x_s2Q Is a good comp. Looks pretty fast, very tall with long legs which means he can reach and get a foot in and nick the ball like big Jow does. Looks very comfortable on the ball too with some nice passes and even some dribbly skills. To me has that instant look of classiness about him that top players tend to have. Would be well up for this signing if it happens.

Get Sandro on the blower to him and Bunce on the blower to a bubble wrap factory.

Having an Alexander and Anthony in the team both from Sweden, while having a Sven from Dutchland just feels wrong.

"Everyone charged with a criminal offence shall be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law." Article 6 para 2 Human Rights Act. "Anyone from abroad who might potentially be charged with a criminal offence shall be presumed guilty according to law, deported to Rwanda, shot, and be damned grateful for the privilege." - Reform manifesto

He's clearly adapted well to our culture. I'm uncomfortable seeing another man in shorts.

Scalpelvini is exactly the sort of exciting FM God signing that makes a transfer window. Just need Hall to do an ACL and we can have a full back four of them.

Trying to be all cool and Juventus, but are simply too British to look comfortable having casual physical contact with other men.

Think Franz Reiver would be even cooler. Sounds like a detective in a dodgy 70s tv show.

Love the badge in particular.

Franz Carr is a cool name.

Championship team of the year before he came to us. Hard to believe he didn't kick on playing for Steve Bruce.

And to rub insult to injury the German translation of "intelligent" is "intelligent", a rather unneccessary hill to commit teaching harakiri on. Though I guess perhaps it's more a reflection of your class that he felt the need to demonstrate it. Did it go something like: "Zis is how you say 'intelligent' auf German you dumme fucks: 'intelligent' "Ha ha, wanking. Knob."

Had a look at his goals and assist video from this season and a couple of things I noticed were: 1. The Forest TV commentators are very annoying and not as good as ours. 2. Two separate times after scoring he pointed to the Adidas symbol on his shirt. Chelsea have Nike kits so I don't think they'll be able to hijack this one.

Botman - July, Isak - August Tonali - July Barnes - July Tino - August Hall - August. June: Targett - loan made permanent & relatively cheap Pope - relegated & pretty cheap Minteh - cheap youngun' from the Danish league Kelly - Free We haven't made one big signing in June since the takeover. This is the month we sign someone. Maybe.

My man suits a bucket hat, get him signed. I'm all about the intangibles.