Bunk Moreland

So fucking typical of the low quality slop people try to feed us in the guise of content

You really think we'll sign two AFCON strikers?

£50m would be good but it would mean no Wissa, who I think we would really benefit from having

Class from Park to keep that alive

MATTY TEE ON THE EMM AYE SEE

What a goal

A Newcastle goalkeeper passing the ball Brings a tear to the eye

I'm seeing double here... four Samus!

You're gonna be happy when you check the board index

Sign him + Samu

Covered his arse even more than Ornstein

I know he's not as good as he used to be, but the last two players Ornstein has written an article about us being interested in (Wissa & Sesko) we did end up bidding for fwiw

"In July 2024, Chelsea negotiated with Atlético for the transfer of Aghehowa, offering a bid worth €40 million (£34 million), plus add-ons, but Atlético initially turned it down. He agreed personal terms with Chelsea, and both clubs agreed on a deal, but issues surrounding an ankle injury during the medical examination and image rights negotiations led to the transfer collapsing in early August." Jesus, I have no memory of this although Chelsea have signed about 50 players since then

Newcastle United are considering a move for Porto striker Samu Aghehowa. The 21-year-old is high among the small number of options Newcastle are considering to bolster their attack this summer after missing out on several targets. The club are yet to make a formal approach and there is no guarantee that the move will happen, but Aghehowa is a player liked by Newcastle. Brentford’s Yoane Wissa and Wolverhampton Wanderer’s Jorgen Strand Larsen are also considered options for the Tyneside club. Wolves, however, consider Strand Larsen as not for sale. https://archive.is/r5IlS

Wolves after this lad who's played primarily as a striker. Strand Larsen replacement?

Player ONLY wanted Newcastle or another club with Europe or failing that Saudi

I imagine German football people feel the same way about Plettenberg as we do about the Tiramisu Toucher, quite funny for them to so quickly and publicly call out his bullshit

From Hope "An £80m asking price has been actively circulated by Chelsea. But here is our information… they will deal at £60m with Newcastle. There is a relationship between Newcastle and Chelsea via Saudi connections, and informal talks have taken place over the striker’s availability and situation. On the back of that, he is on Newcastle’s shortlist, and I’m hearing that some among the hierarchy are keen, given his Premier League experience and age (24 in June). However, I’m told that others will be pursued first. Don’t forget, Jackson is suspended for the first game of the season, after being sent off at Newcastle in May for landing his elbow in the face of Sven Botman. Incidents like that raise doubt among the football staff, given their want for good characters. The Senegalese is not thought to be a bad character per se, but he is more of a gamble in that regard compared to the likes of Wissa, Larsen and some others. Don’t rule this out, but a move for Jackson would only come if other options do not happen. There is a player to work with, for sure, and a negotiated price at closer to £60m could make sense to some, but I haven’t really picked up strong vibes on this one during the past couple of weeks, including my time in the Far East. Newcastle don’t want to sign players for the sake of it - it has to be the right player at the right price." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14975769/Newcastle-transfers-strikers-Isak-Sesko-Jackson.html https://archive.is/FsEYU

Strongly doubt that. Chelsea have an insane transfer strategy and approach to contracts but they don't really hand out silly money salaries these days

Looks a decent young player. Could be good for Forest

He seems to have some link to Chelsea, has been accurate for Chelsea stuff this summer