DevonGeordie

This transfer window is like watching Joe Biden’s time trial at the International Stair Climbing Championship.

Picks up the phone and Suds is the only fucker in and he gets absolutely crucified on everything ranging from transfer policy, comms with media and fans to the state of this season Away shirt 😂😂

And maybe a bit of a head start points wise, only say 15 points obviously.

Agreed that’s a joke as well, but selling to a rival is directly strengthening them and at £130 million when Chelsea were wanting £100 million for Jackson would be a piss take.

Fingers crossed the club tell Liverpool to rub their £130 million in their pubes. Ideally Saudi or a club on the continent if he has to go, under no condition should we help strengthen any of the Sky 6 and especially not the Scousers.

At this point I’d have Lomana Lua-Lua back if it means not redlining Isak until he’s hanging out or having to play Gordon up front. Wissa seems a smart move, good finisher who’s shown he can do it on the premier league. Wages shouldn’t be an issue either. Wonder what number he’s going to take at Spurs?

And the tactical masterclass in the FA Cup as well…. Aww wait Plymouth Argyle knocked you out.

I agree mate. I’d rather see us pay a bit more and bring in Elanga, a centre-half and a striker than going into the season light and have a repeat of two years ago.

Their “power-play” ie the collective delusions of their fans base and the utter toilets at talksport, hilarious seeing all the paid gobshites making out that Ekitike was their primary target all along after spending two weeks photoshopping Isak into a Liverpool top. Wankers.

Was thinking the same, he’ll go to a Saudi team for £60+ million.

Depends who they can bring in losing two key attackers isn’t ideal, they were pretty good defensively last season and as far as I’m aware they haven’t lost any defenders yet. If they can make some good signings then no reason they can’t kick on and they’ve got Conference as a bit of a carrot to dangle, talent acquisition wise they’re doing something right.

100%, reckon he’d secretly love it as well like.

When people mention watching players on YouTube I can’t help think of that episode of Mike Bassett: Manager where they sign a player from YouTube thinking he’s a star striker, send him on for a corner and it’s turns out he was the goalkeeper 🤣🤣

They played Club Brugge 3 times and young boys amongst those games and could rotate the team; they had to bring 3 big loan signings in the January window as well and didn’t have an injury crisis. We’d have arguably done similarly well against the same opposition in the same format last season. Aside from a 1-0 to Bayern when they faced a top team they were knocked out. It’s all hypothetical bollocks anyway. They did well aye, I also think we did well considering the group we were drawn in.

Hard to compare as it’s basically a different competition now due to the changes in format. Not saying Villa weren’t competitive though. We were a wrong decision in Paris away from making knockout stages as well tbf.

Heartbreaking news like, RIP Diogo Jota

Channel 4 wor lad

He’d be a great to fill the Callum Wilson squad role. ie injured 80% of the season, the odd cameo. Keep Will Osula getting game time etc

Can’t believe those fuckers have helped us here 🤣🤣

Villa down to 10 men against Manure

Tbf the T-1000 would be cracking for set pieces, like when he stuck his head through the helo window

Gordon’s been dire. Just got done by Ashley (Not so)Young as well 😅

Fucking knew it was coming 😫

It’s a epidemic down there mate, they’re all like that.

Gutted that Minge got a cup, and it doesn’t change the fact that Spurs are shite; but Man Utd having no Europe and finishing 16th/17th is utterly hilarious.