Fak

Is he not just absolutely steaming as per?

Does it take less effort wearing one without a white back patch?

This one was the harder finish.

Burn wears Nike.

Are you actually Carl Cort?

Looks the dogs bollocks there. But then again I'm not a 6ft 2 powerhouse with bolders for shoulders.

A total abomination.

That's like some of the stuff that I write.

Ask and you shall receive. I think in this instance we should give the bloke a pass, he was clearly horny and just wanted to get his end away. Picture 1 Picture 2

Tiiiinnnnoooo

Why've ya gotta humiliate me in front of me pals for man?

There was a clip of him doing the rounds a while back where he said the Glazers have been a bigger tragedy to Man Utd than the Munich air disaster. (And he was being serious).

No thanks.

That's very meh.

They're getting absolutely nothing other than a pasting.

He died like a pig

his Uncle Ben is better

Absolute BaNtEr from Rio asking Son to facetime Kane on the pitch. #ladsladslads

Bit uncalled for

aye I know I'm just messing with ya. Sorry fella. Id pinch your cheeks and ruffle your hair and call you a wee scamp if I could.

If I've done something to upset you I apologise but I genuinely don't see why you needed to be so hostile.

Why you lashing out at me for? I'm on your side.