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Let's hope they've learnt their lesson so we don't have to sell anymore Andersons & Mintehs to avoid a points deduction.

Maignan is comfortably better than the pool of keepers they currently have. They won't cough up £30m for him but they'll probably go spend £30m on four more keepers combined in the next 18 months.

I'm OK with whatever Howe is OK with.

Stifler, the lads are clamming for a bit of genuine transfer gossip and something to get just remotely excited over. Can you not piss on everyones chips please?

Reads like he's putting his name in the hat for if and when Ruben gets the chop.

That's half the forum ruled out.

Meh.

Spalletti currently 2-0 up days after getting the sack.

That Nike logo automatically elevates any shirt.

Snitches.

Listen. If Eddie wants DCL (no idea if he does) then that's good enough for me. And when we do sign him, then PauloGeordie will put an ultra positive spin on the deal and I'll feel 5x better even more about it.

What was a "pivot" called when "park the bus" was doing the rounds? Anchorman? Holding midfielder?

Questions how far away Rigg is from being Yamal's level and then ends his posts by saying Rigg will start the season on the bench for a side nailed on for relegation.

They're signing Trafford?

See Chelsea signed (another) centre-back yesterday. On (another) 8-year contract. Mamadou Sarr from Strasbourg for £12m.

We don't need a winger who sidesteps down the wing the ball for 10 yards before passing it 5 yards backwards. I'd rather we just stuck Krafth on the wing if we wanted someone to do that.

Cold wash, inside out, gentle detergent and nebver tumble dry.

Aye he's pretty good.

Karen Cairney just said it's as big as winning the Euros or the WC.

Could have swore this commentator said it went straight to penalties of it was a draw after 90 mins.

Got away with a handball Vs. The Jormans last summer in the Euros.

Lovely slick pass and finish. Been a cracking game.