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Wouldn’t be surprised if we did open a can of whoop ass on him.

He’s only conceded 3 in 16.

Forster is out apparently?

I presume they’re not out? Tweet says they were ill?

I think that’s Salah putting the ball in Liverpools court tbh.

Been rejected. “Well below” Liverpools valuation.

Pau Torres out for 2 month.

Also doesn’t bode well for their cup games vs. Liverpool.

Did you tell her how much you reckon it'll be as well?

Kelly only really looked bad vs. West Ham. Prior to that I thought he had been decent enough.

Sounds like you want to marry him.

Merson, man.

https://www.themag.co.uk/2022/08/paul-merson-with-bizarre-personal-take-on-alexander-isak-signing-for-newcastle-united/ The former Aston Villa and Middlesbrough player declaring about Alexander Isak ‘He hasn’t played in the Premier League. I haven’t seen the big clubs going after him and it’s a lot of money. I haven’t seen Barcelona or Real Madrid going in for him either and they would’ve seen plenty of him in La Liga. That’s a worrying sign.’

Admit it needs some tweaking but I don’t think we’re a million miles away from having a classic.

Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to Tonali By now Tonali should've somehow realised what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Tonali now Backbeat, the word is on the street that the fire in Tonali’s heart is out I'm sure Tonali’s heard it all before But Tonali never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about Tonali now And all the roads Tonali has to walk are winding And all the lights that leads Tonali there are blinding There are many things that I would like to say to Tonali But I don't know how Because maybe Tonali’s gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my Tonali

Diallo vs. Man City is such a ridiculously overhyped goal. Even his finish was scuffed.

I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is, Troy Deeney thinks Fabian Schar isn't known for being a good footballer. The good news however, is that he did make Deeney's team of the week. ...you're still thinking about the bad news aren't you? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3vr0rl32d3o

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Not currently no, it's a pre-season trophy.