LaurentRobert

He doesn't give a shit. All he's interested is in brand Isak

Can't wait for when the "he's not match fit" excuse loses weight. The eScousers will eat him alive

What a cunt. The lack of respect to Eddie Howe is astounding

I hope the way the fans supported him during his gambling ban would make him more inclined to sign a contract extension. After the Isak saga however, I wouldn't be surprised if he engineered a move to Man City this summer. I think he'd ideally want to return to Italy, but I think financially even we can offer a lot more in wages than Milan can these days.

This guy is looking like a bargain. Great recovery pace, tidy on the ball, incisive passing, he's got the lot. Crazy to think that Thiaw and Botman only have 3 international caps between them.

Would love to see Woltemade outscore Isak after his antics. Not looking like a bad bet as things stand.

Fitting all of Wirtz, Ekitike, Salah and Isak into the team isn't going to work. The problem is they are forced to play all of them due to their astronomical transfer fees. This could get very funny

Isak gets an assist even though it was a complete miscontrol

Isak is shocking again. Don't worry Liverpool fans he's just not "match fit" even though he's played like gash since March

Such a privilege to be a feeder club for Liverpool FC

Roma have been horrendous this match. Good to see Mbemba still playing at a decent level for Lille

Liverpool might need to spend £70m on Jacob Murphy in January in order to save face

Big Nick and Wissa is also a sexy prospect

On a broader note, it feels like a case of too many cooks at Liverpool. Salah, Isak, Ekitike and Wirtz all want to be the main character and as a result they're a bit of an incoherent mess at the moment. Could be reminiscent of the early 00s Real Madrid galacticos era.

All he got was unconditional love and support from our fanbase. Looking forward to when the millions of Escousers get on his back if this form continues. You'll never walk alone my arse.

4 touches today. Absolute dogshit again, long may it continue. Still not match fit or just a continuation of his form in the last 6 months?

I think you're seriously underestimating how good these lot are.

Yes, USG (undefeated and top of Belgian league) Hearts (top of SPL) and Brighton (solid start). Tony Bloom seems to be a very effective owner.

These lot are on fire. They embarrassed PSV in the first round and they've looked indomitable in the league. Belgian football is having a bit of a glow up this season. Club Brugge are a wonderful attacking side to watch too. Considering our form, I have very little confidence going into this. When was the last time we won an away fixture in Europe? One thing that may be in our favour is that we'll be in playing on somewhat neutral terrain with Anderlecht's stadium hosting USG CL matches this season

Liverpool fans in their forums have also convinced themselves that his form is down to him "clearly not being match fit" Lads it's nearly October. Sounds very reminiscent of our diagnosis that he must be carrying an injury to explain his dogshit performances 2nd half of last season

When was the last time Isak actually played a good game? I honestly think it was the cup final and that's more than six months ago now. Since then he's been honking to the point that fans convinced themselves "he must be carrying an injury" Long may it continue.

Shocking how few La Liga titles the galacticos won

How the hell has Var not intervened and sent Chiesa off for that tackle?

This guy will outscore Isak at Liverpool for sure