LaurentRobert

Redcafe desperate for Eddie Howe 😂😂😂 Don't think he'd be mad enough to manage that car crash. After all he's got a Champions League draw to look forward to ☺️

I do think he's a limited striker but I do feel that he'll bang in enough goals given the service he'd get from our great wingers

I thought the same, but I was just listening to Geggenpressing (number 1 podcast for Bundesliga) and the journalists on there seem to suggest that Openda is eager to leave this window. RB Leipzig have always been a selling club

Why aren't we going for Lois Openda? He would be perfect for the Prem. 25 years old, so would still have some sell on value.

Was lurking on the Wolves forums and the consensus was that they should sell him for anything above £60m because he'll never be worth that amount of money ever again. They clearly feel that his recent purple patch towards the end of last season has masked alot of his poor performances. This has all the hallmarks of a panic buy, but with 5 days to go we're in a situation where we simply need bodies through the door. We can't go into next season with 1 striker who currently refuses to play for us. Isak's unprofessionalism has really derailed our pre-season, transfer window plans, and has now clearly cost us points already this season. Selfish behaviour beyond belief.

It is scandalous that we haven't beaten Liverpool in 18 league matches now. You'd think they batter us every time, but I feel like alot of those games were really close....they just seems to have our number

To think people doubted giving him the armband! Felt like he singlehandedly brought us back from the dead. This man is a warrior. On a broader note, I feel like South American footballers, many of whom have a far less pampered pathway into professional football than the modern European footballer, have a street footballer fighting spirit that you simply can't teach in a sterile conveyor belt football academy setting Bruno G epitomised that spirit last night, what a fucking legend!

What a performance by the team under the circumstances. Can't believe we had Liverpool on the ropes with 10 men and after being 2-0 down. Gutted we couldn't have hung on to a draw (which would've felt like a win) Also thought that the new lads, Elanga, Thiaw and Ramsey all looked great. Really concerned if Tonali and Joelinton have long term injuries

Ben Jacobs with another complete non update

Loan him out to some miserable shit hole football club in Russia for three years

Still daft as fuck

He pulled out of the challenge, that should count for something. Yellow all day long

All iis forgiven Alex.

Fucking embarrassing man. Liverpool and their cronies are doing their best to gaslight the Geordie nation into thinking that selling Isak on the cheap to them is in their best interests. He used Torres as an example, but conveniently didn't mention Suarez 🧐

Could Elanga play down the middle? I feel with Liverpool's right back woes Gordon could do some serious damage on the left

Yes! O Fortuna going into Local Hero was "chef's kiss" Shame we're obliged to play the Premier League's corny AI theme.

If the promoted teams weren't so hopeless last season, they would've been in serious trouble. I think they'll be fine this year. Cunha alone will be enough to keep them comfortably safe. I still think Amorim has made this team a confused mess though Amad as a right back? Really?, spend £75m on a 6ft5 giant fuck but don't deliver one cross to him over 2 games? It's all been an incoherent mess from day 1 with Amorim and it still looks like that way which should be very worrying for Man U fans. They have tough games coming up as well (Burnley, Man City, Chelsea). Could easily end up with 4 points after 5 games, in which case Amorim will be under serious pressure.

No way these lot finish in the top 5. Don't worry though Sir Ratman will sack a few dinner ladies and find another £200m to spunk on this squad again next summer

Fucking embarrassing. This is the same account that Liverpool fans have hung their hat on as evidence that Isak is definitely moving to them.

Heard him say that on his latest youtube video. He doesn't sound as convinced of this move happening as he was a week ago. Even Liverpool Press Officer D.Ornstein has given up as well.

Half expecting Isak and Howe to turn up like this tomorrow...

Of course he's going to flop. When was the last time Manure developed a young promising talent. That club has already ruined Kobe Mainoo by the looks of it

After this summer I think I'd even prefer Arsenal to win the league

Sesko was a mediocre raw prospect in the Bundesliga. Was only hyped up because of how dire the striker market is right now I wouldn't bet on him scoring more than 10 goala this season considering how damaging Manure is as an environment for developing young players

You've won the last 8 game at Craven Cottage. Terrible result for Man U considering the staggering amount of investment in the squad