MagPar

A near perfect weekend for shit results of all teams and sporting individuals that I like. Other than my Scottish team avoiding relegation everything regarding Newcastle was shit. The only decent Scottish golfer had a stinker and Alcaraz got beat in the tennis wheras my most despised tennis player won. At least I discovered a 24 movie with Kiefer Sutherland is in the works 💪 . Thanks Disney ❤️ 😊 🫂. I also won 58 quid on the lottery. First time I've ever won anything over a tenner.

Milan v Atalanta or golf? Channel hopping it is then.

You two, you're like a couple of moaning old women. Shake hands, fuck off out and get pished.

Shocking match but we've been on a great run so hopefully just a blip. I think that finally takes the chance of finishing 2nd away though. We need to get back on track now and make sure we finish in the top 5.

Thanks to the people that docked Hamilton Academical 15 point on Thursday for their owners being very naughty boys. They were relegated today. Shame for their fans but worse happened to us (Dunfermline Athletic) about 15 years ago when we went into administration and were sent to the lowest league as punishment (around the same time as Rangers) with every other team laughing at us. At least I'm not laughing at them. This world suffers from a lack of empathy. As of today,we are pretty much safe barring a massive mathematical turnaround in the last 2 games. Onwards and upwards for my Scottish team. 🥳 🎉 🪅 🎊 🍺 🍻

They are more than welcome to Victor Wanyama. On the off chance anybody is interested, my Scottish team Dunfermline are now pretty much safe from relegation to the Scottish 3rd tier barring a huuuuuge mathematical turnaround.

We've been on a great run and are playing a very good side. We've not been great but we're still in it so cut them a bit of slack please 🙏. We all love them, mishaps and all.

I didn't see the chagrin you received so please accept my apology. You take care too.

Don't believe everything Donald Trump says.

How the fudge was goal in any way Pope's fault? It was a ridiculously lucky deflection. I wouldn't even give the goal to Shaw,it should go down as an own goal* when the deflection is that big. *it did hit one of our players didn’t it? I was in the kitchen and only caught the end of the final replay. MONE THE TOON!!!! I love Schar, outside of the superstars* (of which I don't consider Gordon to be), him and big Dan are 2 of my favourites. *Isak, Tonali and Bruno

Great shot from Bruno tipped onto the bar. Isak should have scored on the rebound. Sorry for any confusion, I'm watching from future.

My wee brother* is married to a man so burn all homophobes I say. He was a wee slut before getting married so I'm hoping they don't have one of those open marriages.

I think she's married to Ewan Obi Wan McGregor. Jammy git.

Looks like he'd slot into our team as easily as my pee stick would slot into Mary Elizabeth Winstead. A no brainer if under 20 million.

Get well soon gaffer.

I've just heard about this,hope he's ok. Nothing heart related or anything life threatening. Hopefully he's just feeling a bit run down. Get well soon Eddie, love and thoughts to his family.

I can only apologise for jinxing the match. I'm not the only one that's tempted fate though so don't just shoot me.

Anybody know what happened to the Chapel family? Did they lose a couple of members in an accident or something?

Legs catching up with father time too.

Tremendous result so far but KDB is going to a big loss to English football as he's fucking class. Good luck replacing him lol.

He's never made any indication that he'd be interested in playing for us so £uck him I say.

I'm not gay but I'd suck off every member of the board if we signed him. I wouldn't suck him off though,looks a bit chavvy. A cock wash once a week look that gives me the heebies.

My advice, stop with the what ifs and maybes and just take one game at a time. It's less stressful on the old ticker.

As I've said, I'm a Dunfermline fan too. Our club captain died in 1997 due to carbon monoxide poisoning (least said about where it took place as it's a delicate one). To this day, we still hear F*lkirk fans singing "Where's your Norrie gone". Try forgiving that, it's never gonna happen. A few years later one of their young players died due to electrocution, we didn't make 1 derogatory remark about that poor kid.

Poor Leicester fans, 9 defeats and not one solitary goal. Shame, as I quite like Leicester.