GallowgatePigeon

"There won't be a drop of Vaux left on Wearside tonight "

Congratulations Sunderland AFC on their remarkable achievement of being the only North East club to join the coveted "Undoubled" club of 24/25. North East Top Dogs indeed.

That's 380k per week off the wage bill. Thanks Juve!

Sorry, I'm sure it's been explained earlier but what's their love in with Bilbao all about? Are they claiming that Bilbao took the oh so original idea of red & white stripes from our trailblazing, pioneering, European conquering neighbours, but it turns out it was actually Southampton? Would it be like us trying to force an alliance with Juventus and subsequently deny all evidence that they took their kits from Notts County?

Short sleeves and gloves? Utter woke nonsense. Let Chelsea have him.

I believe that Nile Ranger deserves one more chance, he's a young man still learning his trade who needs us to be patient while he matures. Trust me, the kid will come good

This lot are fucking pish, 4-0 to the good guys

Fewmin rights?

Yes, its better to let City slip through the net pegging back Villa in the process rather than having both of them snapping on our heels, bearing in mind their vastly superior depth and kinder fixtures

As much as I feel bad cheering for one of the Sky 6.......YAAAAASSS! GET IT UP YEEEZ!

This. Forget about City, they're too good to finish outside the top 5. Focus all voodoo curses and hexes on Villa, Chelsea and Forest

Don't do it to yourselves lads, Spurs are fucking hopeless, they won't salvage a point, nor do they deserve it

If Spurs win the EL just go ahead and cancel football.

If Spurs or Man Utd make the CL next season by virtue of the EL and one of us, Villa or Forest fall short proves that god has forsaken us

Can I just shock you? I like the Europa League. Despite what I said earlier.

Anuvva defayt marras

Has the fanbase turned on Rayjess le Braiiiis yet?

Get yourself to fuck Fulham you non-entity, husk of a club

Hack, maim and kill with extreme prejudice lads.

Not that I was expecting much nor do am I counting on City to collapse, but still, fuck off Everton you soppy shitebags

I assume you're not familiar with the meme

The Man Utd and Palace results have bought us a free hit. A draw today still keeps the chasing pack, and crucially Villa, at arms length.

It's been said before, I'll say it again. Listing the starting line up in numerical order is utter woke nonsense.

If anyone ever asks you why we call them sad mackem bastards. Send them that.

Shola no doubt has a loan to Partick Thistle lined up for him