GallowgatePigeon

Ornstein's mask has slipped during this saga. He's proven himself to be another shill to try and help the Super League teams bully emerging threats. Romano was exposed as a slimey stooge long ago, a truly odious cunt corrupted by shady money grubbing agents. Luke is a hopeless clickbait merchant who knows next to fuck all 99% of the time, but I'll lay down my arms on this occasion for him

I can't see Liverpool walking away from this hullabaloo empty handed, I think they'll settle for Ekitike. Which they've conceded is a consoloation prize who they're not 100% convinced by as their media mouthpieces have all but admitted.

Yep. All this takes about 'Newcastle or no one' is misleading. It means we're more attractive to him than his current options, i.e. Saudi or staying with Frankfurt. A lot can change depending on who will make a play for him. Chelsea haven't even entered the chat yet.

I seriously fucking dislike this gimp but it's been taken to a whole new level now I've seen he calls himself Plettigoal

WTF kind of a wanky nothing article is this? Wow, well done Liverpool for displaying such mighty courage by enquiring about the availability of the best striker in the world who plays for a club below you in the football food chain before retreating back to your hovel when you find out that the selling club won't be short changed and the player won't agitate for a move. Stunning and brave.

Keep Isak every day of the week and twice on a Sunday. I love the idea of getting both but Isak is simply the best player I've ever seen at Newcastle and a genuine world class talent.

If a poster on here is sharing something they've heard from a reliable source, I'm 100% certain that they're sharing it in good faith and not doing it for the sake of attention seeking or shit stirring like the gimps you see on twitter

I don't see Isak as the type to get his head turned. It seems like the shills in the media have been touting their darling teams to prise him off us since he got here, he's no stranger to speculation. He also knows his worth and he also knows that the harder he works and the better he performs for us the more money he'll get when he eventually moves, this isn't a Gordon situation where last summer may have been the only chance his boyhood team were willing to take a chance on him.

I can't even bear the thought of our PIF overlords bailing out another one of our rivals again, this time giving them funds for a complete flop which enables them to either nab our top target from under our nose our poach our best player in generations. All in the name of Nunez scoring 15 goals a season for al-Hoogifsahfuq in front of about 600 people whilst earning 500k a week. The Saudi league brought in Ronaldo, Neymar, Benzema amongst others in about 6 months and no one gave a fuck, Nunez won't be the one to shift the dial for that pishy wankville of a league

If this saga and indeed this transfer window has taught me anything, it's that Ornstien is not as infallible as I once thought. He's hasn't been corrupted and turned into a slimey, money grubbing shill like Romano, but it's a slippery slope. Is there anybody out there we can truly trust?

I'm seriously starting to dislike that Plattenburg nonce. Another bum who has no idea what's really happening but feels compelled to tweet something to make it seem like he's tracking it all step by step. It must be the easiest job in the world, in fact, I'll show you: "Alexander Isak 🇸🇪 remains the #1 target for Liverpool 🔴 valued at 100-120m 💰 Discussions at an early stage between #LFC and #NUFC as the Reds are preparing to submit an initial, official enquiry. NUFC ⚫️⚪️ don't want to lose their star man as they persue Hugo Ekitike 🇫🇷 from #SGE 🇩🇪 "

Yep, we're here. Sorry to all, you were right. I'm willing to admit that I can't handle transfer windows very well.

Has anyone asked Liverpool to make sure they're OK with this going ahead?

100% If he goes to Chelsea at least there'll be some comedy value in how farcical their stockpile of players is as well as the seethe it'll cause amongst the Liverpool fans

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm sure the 120m figure is only banded around because he's unfathomably been described as a "120m related player"

100% If that's the number it takes to get the deal done just fucking give it to them instead of piss farting around trying to shave off a million or so. If we think he isn't worth that kind of money and isn't a game changer with the potential to significantly elevate the team then why are we even bothering with him in the first place. Unfortunately, I just can't see a scenario where Liverpool walk away from this situation empty handed and we ride off with Isak on an improved deal and a Isak regen as his back up

Nah mate, it definitely happened like that, word for word. TransferChecker said so.

You could call it brutal negotiating or you could call it for what it is. Liverpool miss out on top target so then threaten to overpay for a target they're not too keen on out of spite.

To be clear, this move always seemed to good to be true in my pessimistic eyes. But if you're one of the people who believes this will happen, whatever you do, do not let the words of Craig fucking Hope kill your optimism. The guy knows absolutely hee haw as has been proven many times already this window. Shit, even the bald nonce has been more accurate than him thus far.

E. Isak (CFC) Ekitike (al Hilal) DCL (NUFC)

£130m wouldn't even get you his wank sock. Pull the other one.

I get the opening bids will always be rejected, but if those figures are true (doubtful) then that's a fucking offensive bid. I'd honestly rather see him walk for free next season to join Barca, PSG etc than get 150m from a cartel club

There are situations where we can afford to mull over something and take our time to extract the best possible deal for a player and then there are times where we need to just fucking pull the trigger and get shit done. Stop mucking around and pay the fucking money for him and throw the bag at Isak, give him whatever will prevent the dippers from turning his head with the gentlemens agreement that come next summer he'll be sold to the continent should the right offer come in

'Braced for a bid of 130m' Wtf does that even mean, and how would anyone know the figure so far ahead of them submitting it? That just reeks of Hardy copying everyone else's homework but tweaking a few details