GallowgatePigeon

If it was anyone other that gimpy bald nonce reporting it, I may have sat up slightly in my seat

In the immortal words of Eddie Howe: "Let's fucking give it to them"

New Cattle is absolutely amazing, fair play to the galaxy brain who came up with that. I wonder what else he has up his sleeve. Piddles Borough? Ever Tongue? Aston Vanilla?

I agree with you, I just think he'll end up at West Ham as they'll be able to throw the bag at him and guarantee him 1st football. But yeah, it'd 100% be a sensible signing for us.

KWP on a free but for above market value wages is a very West Hammish signing

As a Polish speaker, I appreciate this joke. Dobra robota!

I'm quite looking forward to both of them fucking off and taking their simpy dweebs with them. Messi vs Ronaldo fanboys arguing online is toe curling stuff but fine if they keep it to the confines of Troll Football or some other lame football page but when it spills over into nearly every football related post from nearly every prominent page/poster its fucking unbearable. I remember reading the comments section of a tweet relating to our interest in Maddison and the comments were shit like "PENanldo is old, Messi is goat" "PENaldo not win many Ballon d'Or. Messi win lots. Messi is best. PENaldo is fat" "Messi is cheat. Messi 2x CL, Ronaldo 6x CL, Ronaldo is best" "Messi: 1 goal not a penalty, 9 goals that are penalty and 0 assist. Ronaldo: 18 goal not a penalty, Ronaldo is god"

We have, we just can't spend it on buying players.

Whenever it comes to a signing, the opinions that matter most are that of the locals. I've just checked the Forest forum and by golly gosh, they rate him highly and would be gutted to see him leave. So on that basis, fucking pay them the money and bring the big man home. Plus, it'll be nice for Isak to have a wee Norwegian friend he can speak Danish with.

"Exclusive: Premier League club with a fuck load of money want their prized asset to sign a new deal and they're willing to pay him a salary that reflects his world class talent." Cutting edge journalism.

I can see how his attributes would be an asset against the better teams, my immediate concern is dealing with the Fulbrightfordmouth type teams I.e. the mid table, spreadsheet shagging southern nonces who we always struggle to break down.

Don't get me wrong, I'm happy to finally se a bit of movement, but is Elanga the transformational purple we need? I'm not being flippant, I honestly have no clue if this guy is any good as I don't watch much football aside from our games

Ando7

It's become clear that these hacks are monitoring this thread to get their scoops. I swear that Edwards main source is Ando7. BTW Luke, in case you're reading this hoping to find some gossip to that you can spurt out onto that rag of sputum you call a newspaper, I'd like to take this opportunity to inform you that you're a gimpy nonce and you're appalling at your job, unless your actual job is to surf forums hoping to get a whiff of something and then shart out empty cliches and buzzwords into engagement farming tweet and articles whilst getting precisely nothing correct and looking like a complete clown in the process. In that case your doing a sterling job. Please consider getting yourself to fuck.

Enjoy Chelsea then

Player swaps are very rare these days unless it's for a bit of PSR tomfoolery like the Anderson/Vlach deal. We can safely file the Barnes/Elanga swap as complete codswallop

Lee Ryder and The Chronicle are the fucking pits. They haven't got a clue. You might as well empty a bag of Scrabble tiles into a bowl of Alphabeti Spaghetti and then pour the contents of the bowl on top of a wordsearch if you want to read a more accurate transfer report.

I look forward to seeing him at St James next season........ On the bench....... In a Chelsea tracksuit.

"I live in South Shields and have definitely seen a lot more lads tops kicking around since promotion." They really do refer to themselves as 'lads'? They're more derranged than I thought.

Fixed.

I hope to fuck we're not signing Kühn. The guy is a one trick pony, weak as cats piss and has the heart of a mouse.

No, he went by Thomas Etherington during school then adopted the Ferry surname after if I recall correctly. He may well have gone by something else as well. His mam was dirty. He's from Shields/Tynemouth area if that rings a bell

It's the modern day equivalent to a Dembele or a Camara

Fighting back against the Geordiefication of the North East, one forced away fixture at a time. "Women World Cup Rugby hosts, you'll never sing that!"