GallowgatePigeon

If they're seriously offering us 10 million, rip their fucking arm out off its socket! Fair play to Longstaff stepping up to be the freewill PSR sacrifice. Similar to what I said about Wilson earlier today, a player who stayed a season too long but will go with my best wishes, he'll forever be one of us!

52 mil is highway robbery in this day and age for a plug in and play 23 year old PL quality winger. Even if it's the 55 that Forest are trying to spin, we've still got a great deal. I have a feeling we're all going to fall in love with this guy very quickly!

Or maybe we're saving up to have a really big summer spend next year! You know, like the one we were gonna have this year but this time the budget will be 165million and not 150million!

I'd fucking drown kittens to see an embedded tweet tentatively linking us with some cunt. This thread is driving me beyond sanity!

Wtf?! Why has the thread title changed?! What's happened?!?!

Absolutely the correct decision for all parties. I think we can all agree that he stayed a season too long but I won't let that sour my opinion of him. He and ASM were the only shining lights we had during the darkest period I've experienced supporting this club and he always came across as a really sound guy who was popular amongst his teammates. I'll forever be grateful for his service to the club in helping us getting to where we are today, IMO, he's the 2nd best striker we've had since Shearer and I wish him all the best for the future. It'll be interesting to see where he ends up next.

Maybe I'm being naive but I thought the takeover would have meant bringing in a state of the art analytics and data team to help unearth hidden gems from across the globe. DCL is such a lazy and uninspiring transfer, the kind of move we'd have made under Steve Bruce. Not the worst player to have as a 2nd choice striker but I was hoping we'd be able to do so much better.

A secret so well guarded that only the clubs top brass and *checks notes* Liam Kennedy are privy to it.

Ah you've stumbled upon Luke Edwards' transfer rumour thesaurus

His crotch area is a complete mess, there are 3 different locations in that photo that could be mistaken for his bulging manhood. P.S. any danger of signing this cunt or what?!

Kiss of death. Enjoy Chelsea Giorgio!

The Turkish league is the most "Oh him! I had no idea he was still playing" league of all time.

Casting off some dead wood would elevate that to a 10/10

Is Hardy worth listening to? I'm unsure whether to get the vaseline and tissues back out!

What a gimp, I bet his favourite holiday destination is Dubai as well! I only want to sign players who are going to visit places like Cragside, Holy Island and Bamburgh Castle in their spare time. I bet Pedro isn't even going to go to any of Londons museums the little freak! P.s. BURN THE THREAD!

If you're yet to be convinced by Elanga, think he's too expensive or don't know much about him, take a moment to see what the locals think: https://www.forestforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/anthony-david-junior-elanga-of-sweden.51363/page-100 TL;DR, they think that we're robbing them!

Wow wow wow stop! This is all happening too fast! Are we not supposed to be in the "monitoring the situation/preparing to make an enquiry " stage for another 3 weeks yet?

Ah man that's fucking grim, awful news, just married with 3 kids as well man, fucking hell. RIP

2nd July.......2026 Eddie finally lands long term target DCL after he was released following an underwhelming season at Hibs

Shit, wrong forum! Delete!

@ToddBoehly have you seen this?

"We know that Anthony Elanga is admired by the hierarchy here at Newcastle and they are monitoring the situation ahead of possibly enquiring about the Swedish international before potentially preparing a bid after plausibly holding talks with Elanga representatives. Forest don't want to lose their star man and are looking for in excess of 80 million. " Was I close?