Guillaume

Doesn't give you much of a chance when 1 of your 3 front players, a supposed top player has zero goals or assists in his last 19 league games... And 1 of your other 3 front players, a 55m signing has zero goals or assists in 10 league games.

Worst performance for us?

Another game where Gordon produced the square root of jack shit. Joelinton shite Burn too slow Pope like a Sunday league goalie Whole defence panicking Bruno giving the ball away and creating nothing Fucking terrible

Fucking terrible that

Utter shite today, gonna be a long season.

Has Pope been told it's a penalty if he catches it? FFS

Green shirts today? Surely black and white as good as anything colour clash wise

How many European wins could this be in our history? How many do Boro and the unwashed have?

They played away to Porto a few weeks ago and set up for a 0-0 which is what they got. They'll go the same way tonight.

Benfica have been average at best so far this season, nothing less than a win against them on Tuesday.

He's been a weak link so far this season.

Been shite other than maybes the first half of Barca. Was watching the match thinking how we all hoped for an upgrade on Murphy RW signing to push on to the next level, and so far Murphy looks better than him. Doesn't help when Gordon is shite on the other side either, we've got a team where the Wolt looks the only one genuinely likely to score out of the front 3.

Too many sub par performances, Gordon again, Elanga again, Joelinton again. We aren't looking as good as we think we are, and another sign of how far off being a contender we actually are.

What's the story with the Finnish goalie they signed? All hype and not been seen yet?

Yeah given it's nigh on impossible to get a ticket nowadays, even for Bradford at home in the cup, if you want to experience a match day and go inside SJP, as well as take the kids, then this is the chance.

Wonder how many tickets will be sold for the derby? 40k+ probably so hopefully things improve

That was an awful watch.

I still haven't had any problems with any, I just look at picking the ones with '15 day delivery'. Last couple I've bought have been £13 all in.

They've got good enough players for a top-10, though they aren't going to get that under Ange.

Great save by the mackem keeper on Fernandes too. Watched the game, it was played at a snails pace, man united are a shadow of their former selves. The second half just fizzled to nothing. Manure could easily have had 3 or 4, again the mackem keeper had a good game.

MOTD2 couldn't get enough of him last night, analysis of his touches and glowing opinions afterwards.

Can you see stats of how many km each player ran? Love to see Tonali's numbers

Involved in so many moves, shame his one hit the crossbar, but what a penalty! Don't miss the Snake one bit.

If only joelinton could finish...

Early goal and we can get 4 or 5 against this lot