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Guest nufc_geordie

If that was me my compensation request would be:

 

1) Visit in hospital.

2) Signed shirt.

3) Mascot for a game.

4) A free season ticket.

 

Think for a ten year old that should cover it nicely!

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  On 01/10/2007 at 20:06, Thespence said:

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The spokesman for the midfielder said: 'Steven was driving very slowly through an area of Birkdale when a young boy ran out and hit the side of his car. Steven comforted the boy until the paramedics arrived.

 

Comforted my arse, he was probably going through his pockets.

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  On 01/10/2007 at 22:54, 1878 said:

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The kid sees it as a vital qualification for his career of invalidity benefit and has refused all medical help.

 

You don't even know where Birkdale is do you?

 

They have automatically assumed it is in Liverpool, because he is from there.

 

And yes I do know it is in Southport, because I have done some work there in the past.

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Guest jamesmartinsmith

From the BBC Liverpool v Marseille preview:

 

''Benayoun may get the nod after goals against Reading and Wigan, while Steven Gerrard is fit after a car accident.''

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  On 02/10/2007 at 09:11, geordie2000 said:

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The kid sees it as a vital qualification for his career of invalidity benefit and has refused all medical help.

 

You don't even know where Birkdale is do you?

 

They have automatically assumed it is in Liverpool, because he is from there.

 

And yes I do know it is in Southport, because I have done some work there in the past.

Canny golf course there apparently ;)

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Guest BigSamsBarmyArmy

Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that.

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  On 04/10/2007 at 07:19, BigSamsBarmyArmy said:

Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that.

 

I'm sure Lampard's agent would do pretty much the same as Gerrard's agent did.

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  On 04/10/2007 at 08:46, Scott Parker's 60's Haircut said:

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Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that.

 

Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place

 

hahahahaha... Classsss!

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  On 01/10/2007 at 20:47, Luc said:

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Where is the condolences book for the child's leg? Will there be a memorial service at Liverpool Cathedral?

No doubt there'll be a minute's silence before their next home game.

 

Those bastards probably sing 'you'll never walk again'.

:lol:

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  On 04/10/2007 at 08:46, Scott Parker's 60's Haircut said:

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Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that.

 

Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place

 

:lol:

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  On 04/10/2007 at 08:46, Scott Parker's 60's Haircut said:

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Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that.

 

Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place

 

Fucking brilliant :lol:

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