Guest nufc_geordie Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 If that was me my compensation request would be: 1) Visit in hospital. 2) Signed shirt. 3) Mascot for a game. 4) A free season ticket. Think for a ten year old that should cover it nicely! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 The spokesman for the midfielder said: 'Steven was driving very slowly through an area of Birkdale when a young boy ran out and hit the side of his car. Steven comforted the boy until the paramedics arrived. Comforted my arse, he was probably going through his pockets. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie2000 Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 The kid sees it as a vital qualification for his career of invalidity benefit and has refused all medical help. You don't even know where Birkdale is do you? They have automatically assumed it is in Liverpool, because he is from there. And yes I do know it is in Southport, because I have done some work there in the past. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jamesmartinsmith Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 From the BBC Liverpool v Marseille preview: ''Benayoun may get the nod after goals against Reading and Wigan, while Steven Gerrard is fit after a car accident.'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 The kid sees it as a vital qualification for his career of invalidity benefit and has refused all medical help. You don't even know where Birkdale is do you? They have automatically assumed it is in Liverpool, because he is from there. And yes I do know it is in Southport, because I have done some work there in the past. Canny golf course there apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
div-s- Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 was in the paper the day....the kid got a signed england shirt and a pair of signed total 90s's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BigSamsBarmyArmy Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that. Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UV Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that. I'm sure Lampard's agent would do pretty much the same as Gerrard's agent did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juniatmoko Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that. Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place hahahahaha... Classsss! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Where is the condolences book for the child's leg? Will there be a memorial service at Liverpool Cathedral? No doubt there'll be a minute's silence before their next home game. Those bastards probably sing 'you'll never walk again'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 was in the paper the day....the kid got a signed england shirt and a pair of signed total 90s's He'll be selling them for a packet of cigs and a bottle of white lightning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that. Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Gerrard always comes across as a good honest pro unlike someone like Lampard who probably wouldn't do something like that. Come on, unless it took a deflection there's no way Lampard would have hit the kid in the first place Fucking brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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