Guest thenorthumbrian Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 http://news.hereisthecity.com/news/business_news/7312.cntns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What does it say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Haha, brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Really? That's not much of an article. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What does it say? All a bit stupid really. Says a Crotian has failed a drugs test and England have qualified for Euro2008, and when you scroll down it turns into one of those really rubbishy Carlsberg jokes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 For someone who doesn't care about England to spend 90% of their posts talking about them is a little suspicious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I was on edge for a moment after reading that first paragraph Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 1. 'I didn't scroll down as I was so excited. I sent this all round the office, and rang my son in Sweden, who was shouting it all over his kitchen (he is a chef). Then one of the lads in the office told me to scroll down. My son was not amused - but the boys in the office got a great laugh out of it!'. Fucking tosser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 It has just been reported by Reuters that that an unnamed member of the Croatian football team has failed a substance test. If the results of the test is confirmed, under UEFA rules (para 6, sub-section 2(e), Croatia will forfeit the 3 points that the team gained from the recent European 2008 qualifier with England, and the English team will be off to compete in next year's European Championship Finals. For full details of the report, please scroll down. Carlsberg don't do breaking news stories, but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the world................... READER COMMENT: 1. 'I didn't scroll down as I was so excited. I sent this all round the office, and rang my son in Sweden, who was shouting it all over his kitchen (he is a chef). Then one of the lads in the office told me to scroll down. My son was not amused - but the boys in the office got a great laugh out of it!'. 2. 'I didn't scroll down either - just sent it round the office, to 200 of my mates. The abuse I got!'. 3. 'You can't toy with our emotions like that! I sent it around the office. Being an Englishman in Scotland, I am still being laughed at!'. (Ed's note - the Scots haven't got much to laugh about - at least we usually qualify for major championships). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What sort of utter pleb would believe that, given the website that the article's been published on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What sort of utter pleb would believe that, given the website that the article's been published on? the comments are also obviously fake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 What sort of utter pleb would believe that, given the website that the article's been published on? You? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Has anyone got a needle and thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Carlsberg don't do breaking news stories, but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the world................... Hardly the best in the world given that everyone outside England would have to endure a bunch of long ball cloggers bumbling their way to a quarter final knock out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Might turn out to be sort of true after all: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7122881.stm Fingers crossed that Croatia were involved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Brilliant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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