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Man - "i can fit big penis' in my mouth look"

 

Ronaldo - "pfft you should see how big the ones i can put my mouth are"

 

Kaka - "mmm penis'"

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Tenor: Next time i see you do that pointless step-over thing, I'm going to hold your head in my hands like this, and bum you in the face, you Portugese cunt.

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Pele: Oh Jesus man, Sepp...you're not seriously going to subject us to your Al Jolson impression again?

 

Sepp: You better believe it, Goldenballs...

 

#"Mammy, Mammy, The sun shines east, the sun shines west, I know where the sun shines best-- Mammy, My little mammy,

My heartstrings are tangled around Alabammy. I'm comin'..."

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Tenor: Next time i see you do that pointless step-over thing, I'm going to hold your head in my hands like this, and bum you in the face, you Portugese cunt.

 

Kaka looks a bit gutted there like.

 

Was obviously a sad time for him, as I'm lead to believe Mr. Miyagi had just passed prior to the event.

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Pele:  "Don't suffer in silence.  If you're having problems with sex, see your doctor today.  I would".

 

Blatter:  "Me too.  Since I take Viagra my erections are this big, yes!"

 

 

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