Guest elbee909 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Is this some sort of inside joke or are their actually people taking this seriously? And if so, how many of you are over the age of 15? Some of you need a reality check that can only be received through clinical, professional treatment. I hope this comes back to haunt you. So do I. There is every chance we've landed 'the big one'. No there isn't. Why is there not? It's unlikely, but not impossible. Why would he go to Chelsea who were a nothing club who'd never really won anything? The BILLIONS IN RUSSIAN OIL MONEY? At a guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Feck n Eck...we can only dream of Jose, but if it means Anal Oliver is right...im pretty sure a plague of locusts is due next... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Makes no odds we'd hound him out in six months for being too defensive He wouldn't be hounded out, his ego would tell him the booing was applause. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOurinho! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 At least he can put his £100k+ massive coats to good use. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 At least he can put his £100k+ massive coats to good use. ...one other straw is that a 'big name' would have wanted to deal in the Jan window and Ashely would have pre-ok'd funds. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Makes no odds we'd hound him out in six months for being too defensive He wouldn't be hounded out, his ego would tell him the booing was applause. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOurinho! *New assistant Steve Clarke* "They're not booing, they're shouting "Mooooourinho, Moooooorinho". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 At least he can put his £100k+ massive coats to good use. ...one other straw is that a 'big name' would have wanted to deal in the Jan window and Ashely would have pre-ok'd funds. Another straw, well two, is that Jose was a big fan of Diarra, maybe the board was pushing that one even though Sam thought it was his, but this appropriate channels thing, everyone has assumed it means someone in a job, what if it means sorting out compensation instead? Oh god, i like this game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 It's all falling into place why Drogba wants to leave Chelsea...he's obviously been tapped-up by Jose to come up here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I'm gonna go to bed tonight dreaming that Jose is unveiled as manager. It'll ease the disappointment when in a weeks time we have someone like Mark Hughes unveiled. Fair enough he's done well at Blackburn, but we want someone bigger than that. Then, when we're about to hound him out and start this cycle all over again, I can fall into a daze and realise that within, Jose is managing us to FA Cup success. ......Actually, if anyone from the BBC is reading this, I'd be happy to sell you that theory as a basic plot for some sort of period drama whereby a young fella falls into a sleep and he warps back into the 16th century. Howay, it has to be better than strictly come dancing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I'm also off to bed, if not to wake up to the news of Mourinho being named, at the very least to the news that Steve Clarke has been named Caretaker-Manager until May. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest clownhat Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 never gonna happen but.... if your reading this jose.... pllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssseee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Remember when Mourinho secretly managed Chelsea against Barcelona after his ban. Perhaps he could do this until the end of the season so that we dont have to pay Chelsea anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brewcastle Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 It's all falling into place why Drogba wants to leave Chelsea...he's obviously been tapped-up by Jose to come up here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taff2727 Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I'm gonna go to bed tonight dreaming that Jose is unveiled as manager. It'll ease the disappointment when in a weeks time we have someone like Mark Hughes unveiled. Fair enough he's done well at Blackburn, but we want someone bigger than that. Then, when we're about to hound him out and start this cycle all over again, I can fall into a daze and realise that within, Jose is managing us to FA Cup success. ......Actually, if anyone from the BBC is reading this, I'd be happy to sell you that theory as a basic plot for some sort of period drama whereby a young fella falls into a sleep and he warps back into the 16th century. Howay, it has to be better than strictly come dancing. lol i like it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Remember when Mourinho secretly managed Chelsea against Barcelona after his ban. Perhaps he could do this until the end of the season so that we dont have to pay Chelsea anything. me dad said that. It could easily be done without him being offically appointed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 the only way sam would leave on a mutual basis, is if he thought someone better than him was put in place... who does he idolise? ...mouriniho ashley knows, for fuck sake, we arent going to be happy with anyone else but him... is he really going so stupid to let himself sit in the stands after he's appointed, maclaren, rednap, hughes? bollocks, this guy wants sucess, he has the money, he wants jose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 the only way sam would leave on a mutual basis, is if he thought someone better than him was put in place... who does he idolise? ...mouriniho ashley knows, for fuck sake, we arent going to be happy with anyone else but him... is he really going so stupid to let himself sit in the stands after he's appointed, maclaren, rednap, hughes? bollocks, this guy wants sucess, he has the money, he wants jose This is an almost insane comment. But I like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 ashley knows, for fuck sake, we arent going to be happy with anyone else but him... is he really going so stupid to let himself sit in the stands after he's appointed, maclaren, rednap, hughes? bollocks, this guy wants sucess, he has the money, he wants jose Hope you are right mate! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 I've just got off the phone to the big chap upstairs, you know, the Big Chief, aka GOD. He's confirmed to me that he's sending his second son to St James' Park. The Second Coming. All Hail Jose, the New Geordie Messiah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Going to be lots of disappointed people... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Going to be lots of disappointed people... Most exciting part of a shite season though! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Going to be lots of disappointed people... Aye, all those Barca fans. Mugs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Going to be lots of disappointed people... Trying not to get drawn into the speculation. Know it'll be a letdown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 Going to be lots of disappointed people... Aye, all those Barca fans. Mugs. mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brewcastle Posted January 9, 2008 Share Posted January 9, 2008 the only way sam would leave on a mutual basis, is if he thought someone better than him was put in place... who does he idolise? ...mouriniho ashley knows, for f*** sake, we arent going to be happy with anyone else but him... is he really going so stupid to let himself sit in the stands after he's appointed, maclaren, rednap, hughes? bollocks, this guy wants sucess, he has the money, he wants jose Good point! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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