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Made sure I kept my eye on him at H/T. Three of them were kicking a ball around on the floor, then suddenly it came to him he flicked it up and tried to do one of those outside of the foot slices to next person but caught it full and booted it into the other half about 100 yards from his intended target. :laugh: Also went to talk to various people in the Arsenal crowd when I guess he should have been warming up with the others. ;D

 

ZOMG Wenger tapping up Ranger!!!!   :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

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T. Xander Doyle sier (00:28):

Think you'll get a chance against Hull? Keegan can't dream of playing Ameobi again after his performance tonight like

(H)NILE RANGER(H)STR888888888888888 LIKE A BANANA !!!!!!! sier (00:30):

loool

 

:rolleyes:

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From his myspace

 

Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47

 

igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing

 

Sounds like a c***

 

Could someone please translate that into English for me!

 

This must be old, he says he's 15. He's serious about football, just because he rapped (sang?) on the "wifey riddem" instrumental it doesn't mean he's not serious about footie.. stays away from trouble because he doesn't want to die. He's serious about footie because he's trying to make serious money (pea = pounds), f*** the street life although he may attend a house party/rave (shubz) every now and then though. The rest is pretty much self explanatory.

 

btw was this playing in the background of his page?

 

 

You must be from south london? that translation was spot on.

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Ask him how much he gets paid.

 

If it's anything above £1. Release the fucker.

He's on bout 1500.

 

Do you know this for sure? Cos if that's true, does anyone else find that a LOT for a 18 year old youth player?

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You didn't...

 

:lol:

 

He took it himself. He's added it to Facebook.

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Nile ☆RANGER☆ STR8888888888888 LIKE A BANANA

 

can someone tell me what this actually means?

 

He's a classic confused Newcastle player. The question marks round his name clearly demonstrate uncertainty over his own ability and his commitment to the club.

 

The rest is regarding his past, he's telling the fans he can't guarantee he'll stay on the straight and narrow which in turn could start a dressing room revolt. 

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Nile ☆RANGER☆ STR8888888888888 LIKE A BANANA

 

can someone tell me what this actually means?

 

He's a classic confused Newcastle player. The question marks round his name clearly demonstrate uncertainty over his own ability and his commitment to the club.

 

The rest is regarding his past, he's telling the fans he can't guarantee he'll stay on the straight and narrow which in turn could start a dressing room revolt. 

 

Those aren't question marks, they are stars, obviously you don't have the particular font on your PC.

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We get spiderman and bananaman in one transfer window and people still moan!

 

Its because hardly anyone knows what bananaman's powers were. I can only recall him grinning whilst swimming through the air.

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We get spiderman and bananaman in one transfer window and people still moan!

 

and don't forget given's new role of superman, and smith's well known alter-ego uselessman, there was also greedyman, but he recently left.

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We get spiderman and bananaman in one transfer window and people still moan!

 

and don't forget given's new role of superman, and smith's well known alter-ego uselessman, there was also greedyman, but he recently left.

 

I thought greedyman was just out for 4 weeks?

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You didn't...

 

:lol:

 

I didn't :razz: From his Facebook.

 

Might get it on the back of third shirt though. Mainly as a way to remember this thread if he turns out to be shite and buggers off down the divisions.

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We get spiderman and bananaman in one transfer window and people still moan!

 

and don't forget given's new role of superman, and smith's well known alter-ego uselessman, there was also greedyman, but he recently left.

 

I thought greedyman was just out for 4 weeks?

 

turns out theres a team of them, a la fantastic 4

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