Slim Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 on facebook will post some stuff when i get a chance http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v310/10/38/655125055/n655125055_1582130_4371.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 .....wow! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 i think im in love Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 ah shit any chance of a merge? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Oh dear Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I'm Martins' friend on Facebook (along with what looks like everyone in the Newcastle network). Should I have made a thread for that too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Bit of an obsession Slim has developed with the lad tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Hes a real gangster ffs. Sick of all the bumberclarts on this forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesD Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 People not from Pittsburgh should not wear Pirates hats. Unless you're in a gang. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 People not from Pittsburgh should not wear Pirates hats. Unless you're in a gang. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I'm Martins' friend on Facebook (along with what looks like everyone in the Newcastle network). Should I have made a thread for that too? you know it's not the real Oba though, right? whereas this actually IS a new signing, admittedly, not a particularly important one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAK Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 i think im in love I hope you're a girl or just joking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Homophobe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I know I shouldn't judge people I don't know, but fuck me he don't have seem like a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAK Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 ^^^^^ Damn straight. Edit: reply to Role Model. Yes Pun intended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 i think im in love I hope you're a girl or just joking. I could only dream of being with a player like him... but to quote him "I love the pussy" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_Ranger ... what the hell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAK Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 WTF From Wikipedia: Nile Ranger is an English footballer playing for the Newcastle United youth team. It was announced on Sky Sports News on August 8th 2008 that the young footballer had signed for Newcastle United after being released from his old club Southampton F.C. for unprofessional behaviour. Before the signing was known he was spotted in the Director's Box at St. James' Park in the friendly match between Newcastle United F.C. and the Dutch side PSV Eindhoven, starting a massive online debate on a Newcastle United F.C. fansite whether the club had signed Bafetimbi Gomis who had been heavily linked earlier on in the 2008 Transfer Window, or if it was another player of similar appearance as Gomis as at the time Nile Ranger had not been linked with a move to the club.Sightings of a man in the King Neptune restaurant on Stowell street who was quite obviously caucasian but wearing boot polish to his face and sporting a dread locked wig made of string only served to complicate matters.That the man was trying to pull anything that moved (including at one point the male Chinese waiter) could have caused the club great embarrassment.The fellow was later revealed to be a local character by the name of Mr H Shingles. He will most likely be playing for the Newcastle United reserve team in the upcoming 2008/2009 season. His name originates from his early days working as a Ranger on the River Nile, measuring silt deposits. It is widely believed that he changed his name but his original name is unknown. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 His name originates from his early days working as a Ranger on the River Nile' date=' measuring silt deposits.[/quote'] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I thought my edits weren't bad but that is just epic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I feel Nile Ranger is just moments away from entering the Chuck Norris joke phase like. "When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Nile Ranger. 'cause he be da shizzle yo." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I am sure I saw him hanging around outside The Gate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I facebooked him, I just asked him not to be a cock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richo Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 Full name Dutland Nile Ranger-Custard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nile_Ranger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted August 9, 2008 Share Posted August 9, 2008 I facebooked him, I just asked him not to be a cock. Too late! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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