Baggio Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Just got in, how we playing, what about Colo/Jonas Both looking good. We just look shite without Milner though. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Well at least I have some tins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syrette Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 That was one of the most painful halves of recent memory for the simple reason that I know we can do better than that. Under Souness, Roeder and Allardyce it was torture too but you sort of half expected it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Oh no! Guess who's back grazing on the pitch? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I hate and I don't think people will truly ascertain how much when I say this. I hate that fucking useless pile of "Ive scored for the U21's" wont leave this club, doesnt want to be priced out of a move , lanky streak of piss, first touch of an incontinent pensioner, passing ability of a polio sufferer, strength of a feotus that is Fowshola Ameobi. I don't care if he cures cancer, scores the winner at wembley, takes England to a World Cup final, pays off my future mortgage, I fucking hate that useless piece of turd ,who thanks to him put us one nil down due to this sheer plebs inability to stand vertical and connect with a football. Without giving me time to digest that little shimmer of inadiquacy, he then allows Emmanual Adebayor, absolutly mug him, and what you ask is Shola's response to a trick that not even my 15 year old brother would fall for? To aimlessly jog back into the box as if setting up for a corner, not to chase back with a fire and determination like everyone you know at home has just seen you be made a fool of and you won't stand for such injustice, you sir are internationally capped at U21 level. Now being 1-0 down, you notice your team mate arguably the best one on the pitch with you, bursting down the right, you aimlessly make your way into the box knowing that even if the keeper suffers a heart attack and the defender stops it for you, you are more likely to knock Gladys in row ZZ as in "Zee's tickets were dirt cheap" off her feet sending her into shock. So your team mate whos known you only 2 months knows to avoid you entirely and instead ops for your strike partner who has netted against better sides than "Wigan", the ball comes across its beaten all their defenders, its going straight to your strike partner, seriously this could be it, this is 1-1 surely!? ANd then what Shola? You think Well fuck "Michael Owen" Im Shola Ameobi, i've given such sides as Middlesborough and Hartlepool the run around this is my time, so when you hear the shout of "Owens ball" you think "Nein THIS IS SHO TIME!" But you forget the balls behind you, and that not even the great Pele could reach it, so you think well maybe if I stand here he can shoot round me and the 2 defenders. Shola, Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfmag Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 How did we not get a corner at the end of the game? Even the useless commentators said comfortable save, but no comment on how we didn't get a corner... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 We need a couple of beasts in midfield. been happy with jonas and the zog. are you watching mike ashley? yes i saw him, hope he isnt getting too much abuse bless him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest musika Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Just got in, how we playing, what about Colo/Jonas Both looking good. We just look shite without Milner though. Although I was a fan of Milner's, I don't think he would have made a shadow of a difference in this game. All of our players are getting crowded out the moment they enter Arsenal's half with the ball.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I hate and I don't think people will truly ascertain how much when I say this. I hate that fucking useless pile of "Ive scored for the U21's" wont leave this club, doesnt want to be priced out of a move , lanky streak of piss, first touch of an incontinent pensioner, passing ability of a polio sufferer, strength of a feotus that is Fowshola Ameobi. I don't care if he cures cancer, scores the winner at wembley, takes England to a World Cup final, pays off my future mortgage, I fucking hate that useless piece of turd ,who thanks to him put us one nil down due to this sheer plebs inability to stand vertical and connect with a football. Without giving me time to digest that little shimmer of inadiquacy, he then allows Emmanual Adebayor, absolutly mug him, and what you ask is Shola's response to a trick that not even my 15 year old brother would fall for? To aimlessly jog back into the box as if setting up for a corner, not to chase back with a fire and determination like everyone you know at home has just seen you be made a fool of and you won't stand for such injustice, you sir are internationally capped at U21 level. Now being 1-0 down, you notice your team mate arguably the best one on the pitch with you, bursting down the right, you aimlessly make your way into the box knowing that even if the keeper suffers a heart attack and the defender stops it for you, you are more likely to knock Gladys in row ZZ as in "Zee's tickets were dirt cheap" off her feet sending her into shock. So your team mate whos known you only 2 months knows to avoid you entirely and instead ops for your strike partner who has netted against better sides than "Wigan", the ball comes across its beaten all their defenders, its going straight to your strike partner, seriously this could be it, this is 1-1 surely!? ANd then what Shola? You think Well fuck "Michael Owen" Im Shola Ameobi, i've given such sides as Middlesborough and Hartlepool the run around this is my time, so when you hear the shout of "Owens ball" you think "Nein THIS IS SHO TIME!" But you forget the balls behind you, and that not even the great Pele could reach it, so you think well maybe if I stand here he can shoot round me and the 2 defenders. Shola, Fuck off. Not a fan, then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 I hate and I don't think people will truly ascertain how much when I say this. I hate that fucking useless pile of "Ive scored for the U21's" wont leave this club, doesnt want to be priced out of a move , lanky streak of piss, first touch of an incontinent pensioner, passing ability of a polio sufferer, strength of a feotus that is Fowshola Ameobi. I don't care if he cures cancer, scores the winner at wembley, takes England to a World Cup final, pays off my future mortgage, I fucking hate that useless piece of turd ,who thanks to him put us one nil down due to this sheer plebs inability to stand vertical and connect with a football. Without giving me time to digest that little shimmer of inadiquacy, he then allows Emmanual Adebayor, absolutly mug him, and what you ask is Shola's response to a trick that not even my 15 year old brother would fall for? To aimlessly jog back into the box as if setting up for a corner, not to chase back with a fire and determination like everyone you know at home has just seen you be made a fool of and you won't stand for such injustice, you sir are internationally capped at U21 level. Now being 1-0 down, you notice your team mate arguably the best one on the pitch with you, bursting down the right, you aimlessly make your way into the box knowing that even if the keeper suffers a heart attack and the defender stops it for you, you are more likely to knock Gladys in row ZZ as in "Zee's tickets were dirt cheap" off her feet sending her into shock. So your team mate whos known you only 2 months knows to avoid you entirely and instead ops for your strike partner who has netted against better sides than "Wigan", the ball comes across its beaten all their defenders, its going straight to your strike partner, seriously this could be it, this is 1-1 surely!? ANd then what Shola? You think Well fuck "Michael Owen" Im Shola Ameobi, i've given such sides as Middlesborough and Hartlepool the run around this is my time, so when you hear the shout of "Owens ball" you think "Nein THIS IS SHO TIME!" But you forget the balls behind you, and that not even the great Pele could reach it, so you think well maybe if I stand here he can shoot round me and the 2 defenders. Shola, Fuck off. But other than that, he's been ok? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 ashley down in one ... haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Mike Ashley downs in one !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 ashley downs a pint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiamiMag Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Ashley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 thats been the highlight of the game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Goalfather Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Why the fuck isn't Martins on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Ashley hits the drink, down in one! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Why the fuck isn't Martins on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filflop1 Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 SHOLA FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 headlines tomorrow: ashley alcholism shocker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 Someone bet Ashley that Shola would still be on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 What a legend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 "Ashley hates toon football so much he gets drunk at match shocker" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 30, 2008 Share Posted August 30, 2008 LOL@Ashley guzzling that pint. I think that's filled my entertainment quota for this match. I suppose owners are allowed to bring drinks into the stands then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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