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warning- bit sick, texted to me by a mate.

 

theyve found another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

 

Wednesday: stayed in, dad came down and raped me.

Thursday: stayed in, got raped by dad.

Friday: stayed in, got a right arse pounding from my dad.

Saturday: Went to watch spurs play, wish id stayed in.

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warning- bit sick, texted to me by a mate.

 

theyve found another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

 

Wednesday: stayed in, dad came down and raped me.

Thursday: stayed in, got raped by dad.

Friday: stayed in, got a right arse pounding from my dad.

Saturday: Went to watch spurs play, wish id stayed in.

 

I know it's wrong but  ;D

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Juande Ramos, shortly after another training session,comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking."It ought to," replied the groundsman "We put 70 million quid's worth of shit on it every week."

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warning- bit sick, texted to me by a mate.

 

theyve found another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

 

Wednesday: stayed in, dad came down and raped me.

Thursday: stayed in, got raped by dad.

Friday: stayed in, got a right arse pounding from my dad.

Saturday: Went to watch spurs play, wish id stayed in.

 

Typical 'insert team name' joke here.

 

Shit

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Excellent ! ;)

 

warning- bit sick, texted to me by a mate.

 

theyve found another week of Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

 

Wednesday: stayed in, dad came down and raped me.

Thursday: stayed in, got raped by dad.

Friday: stayed in, got a right arse pounding from my dad.

Saturday: Went to watch spurs play, wish id stayed in.

 

Typical 'insert team name' joke here.

 

s***

As you say, a bit sick but very funny.

I suppose it would be "s***" if you'd had the humour bypass as you seem to, matey.

But yes, it is an "insert team here" joke. Doesn't make it any less guiltily amusing though.

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