Fatwax Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 For comedy value it'd be amazing if we signed Nolan on the 'gentlemans agreement' that we stand aside so that they can get Veloso. The deal goes through and the next day when Megson is on the plane flying over to Portugal he looks out of the window to see a crassly decorated Sports Direct jet with Mike Ashley winking at him out of the window, big fat cigar in his sausage fingers and his other arm around Veloso. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Why is no one moving quicker for Fred? His goalscoring record is ridiculous and he is cheap as his contract is up this summer! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 For comedy value it'd be amazing if we signed Nolan on the 'gentlemans agreement' that we stand aside so that they can get Veloso. The deal goes through and the next day when Megson is on the plane flying over to Portugal he looks out of the window to see a crassly decorated Sports Direct jet with Mike Ashley winking at him out of the window, big fat cigar in his sausage fingers and his other arm around Veloso. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Has Wise just woke up and said "oh right, f***, it's nearly February" After the Carlisle game him & JV realised the best Scandinavia under 15s may not save us from going down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 For comedy value it'd be amazing if we signed Nolan on the 'gentlemans agreement' that we stand aside so that they can get Veloso. The deal goes through and the next day when Megson is on the plane flying over to Portugal he looks out of the window to see a crassly decorated Sports Direct jet with Mike Ashley winking at him out of the window, big fat cigar in his sausage fingers and his other arm around Veloso. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 .com now running the taylor story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 For comedy value it'd be amazing if we signed Nolan on the 'gentlemans agreement' that we stand aside so that they can get Veloso. The deal goes through and the next day when Megson is on the plane flying over to Portugal he looks out of the window to see a crassly decorated Sports Direct jet with Mike Ashley winking at him out of the window, big fat cigar in his sausage fingers and his other arm around Veloso. Megson is one of the few x-Newcastle United players I really don't like. Maybe its because he is ginger or is it because he comes across as fucking wanker. I do like some of the players he has signed for Bolton though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 .com now running the taylor story. Nice young prem experienced right-back to fill in for Beye. Can also play right-midfield. Healthy move. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 .com now running the taylor story. Nice young prem experienced right-back to fill in for Beye. Can also play right-midfield. Healthy move. Spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 If we're signing Taylor to stop him scoring against us, can we sign Cattermole to stop him crippling our players? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 If Taylor signs, then surely Ebondo isn't coming? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 If we're signing Taylor to stop him scoring against us, can we sign Cattermole to stop him crippling our players? No chance. He's a Boro fan and absolutely hates the Toon. Shame, as he's the type of player that I'd like to see here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 .com now running the taylor story. Nice young prem experienced right-back to fill in for Beye. Can also play right-midfield. Healthy move. agreed. more than happy with him if he signs. especially for that money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 im agine if we had nolan, taylor, veloso and saviola in for the mackems game. spunk fest. dreams eh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Surely this means we've dropped the Ebondo lead due to Toulouse asking too much, went for R Taylor, and looking to spend a large wedge on Veloso? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Surely this means we've dropped the Ebondo lead due to Toulouse asking too much, went for R Taylor, and looking to spend a large wedge on Veloso? I'd say the first 2 out of the 3 points made there would be accurate. I've got major doubts about the whole Veloso thing to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 im agine if we had nolan, taylor, veloso and saviola in for the mackems game. spunk fest. dreams eh. I don't usually use the word, but I'd even say that would be MINT!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Refuse to pay £3m so we pay £800k instead. Cripes. Still, i wouldn't complain with Ryan Taylor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 im agine if we had nolan, taylor, veloso and saviola in for the mackems game. spunk fest. dreams eh. If we signed them I would not need to login in to myfreepaysite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 We were probably going to get Ebondo until Kinnear got his name wrong during discussions and the lad went off in a French strop. Probably called him ebola or unibond or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 We were probably going to get Ebondo until Kinnear got his name wrong during discussions and the lad went off in a French strop. "Dennis Wise is out in France getting E-bone-on." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 We were probably going to get Ebondo until Kinnear got his name wrong during discussions and the lad went off in a French strop. Ronnie Barker from Open All Hours springs to mind. Eb..Eb...Eb...Eb....Alvin, I mean Albin aww shit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 We were probably going to get Ebondo until Kinnear got his name wrong during discussions and the lad went off in a French strop. Probably called him ebola or unibond or something. or ebonko or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 We were probably going to get Ebondo until Kinnear got his name wrong during discussions and the lad went off in a French strop. Apparently he said we're after Ebola. Edit:Too late!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 Barton, Nolan & R.Taylor the end of R'N'B era at SJP bring on the 'Scouse House' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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