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Guest Phil K

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Was just thinking seeing as we were playing Wigwam Bam who is your least favourite plastic former geordie ?

Mine is that other Man U b*****d who scuppered his own team so Man U had an easier game when we needed Boro to win Bryan TWA* Robson.

Far worse than Bruce the doosh

 

Plastic Man - The Kinks

A man lives at the corner of the street,

And his neighbors think hes helpful and hes sweet,

cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand,

But no one knows he really is a plastic man.

 

Hes got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes,

(yeah, hes plastic man)

Hes got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose.

(yeah, hes plastic man)

Hes got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums,

And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.

(plastic bum)

 

Plastic man got no brain,

Plastic man dont feel no pain,

Plastic people look the same,

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

As I think someone took these lyrics as my thoughts, better highlight them.

I WISH I had Ray Davies songwriting ability.....

 

 

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Bryan Robson isn't a Geordie.

Technically correct, yes.

From Chester le Street

Newcastle supporter though

Though you wouldn't think it later.

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Me.

I'm actually the opposite - lots of London connections but born and bred geordie.

And still proud of it too !

 

Bryan Robson isn't a Geordie.

 

got no brain,

 

think again.

 

 

Want to match up the rest of Ray Davies's lyrics with real life too ?

Sarcasm. Look it up.

 

Bet you think he's a good manager too....

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Me.

I'm actually the opposite - lots of London connections but born and bred geordie.

And still proud of it too !

 

Bryan Robson isn't a Geordie.

 

got no brain,

 

think again.

 

 

Want to match up the rest of Ray Davies's lyrics with real life too ?

Sarcasm. Look it up.

 

Bet you think he's a good manager too....

 

I've only ever noticed you post after we've lost, when the mongs come out.

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I've only ever noticed you post after we've lost, when the mongs come out.

Classic case of you see what you want to see, chuckles.

If you study the post a bit (what the most of us would notice immediately) this is not attacking team or anyone else other than what is termed plastic geordies, so wheres your point other than your head ?

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Me.

I'm actually the opposite - lots of London connections but born and bred geordie.

And still proud of it too !

 

Bryan Robson isn't a Geordie.

 

got no brain,

 

think again.

 

 

Want to match up the rest of Ray Davies's lyrics with real life too ?

Sarcasm. Look it up.

 

Bet you think he's a good manager too....

 

Look, I'd never ever kissed a woman before.

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