Keefaz Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 OK! Whoever gives me the best summary of this season in under 100 words wins a PHENOMENAL prize. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Absolutely bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Everyone lied. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Its been like skiing down Mount Everest,hopefully with a little ski jump at the end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Domestic abuse, why can't I just leave him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Domestic abuse, why can't I just leave him It must be love. Also, and btw, were you at Newcastle Airport yesterday? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 No, sure it wasnt that bloke who owns easyjet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 :colo: = = = Lots of Overall = Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe but work still to be done. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end. Ninety-seven words including this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end. Ninety-one words including this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end. Ninety-one words including this one. How are we not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end. Ninety-one words including this one. How are we not? Two games to play and we're only above the relegation zone on goal difference. How that is almost safe I do not know, no matter what games we've got and what games they've got. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest geordienorway Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 This season has been so miserable that the only thing we found comfort in was the 60-page thread about Nile Ranger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 We're out of the relegation zone on goal difference with two games to go... http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg Nawh man, we're pretty fuckin' far from OK... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldn’t stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went shit again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was shit. Kinnear’s heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was shit. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashley’s learnt his lesson. The end. Ninety-one words including this one. How are we not? Two games to play and we're only above the relegation zone on goal difference. How that is almost safe I do not know, no matter what games we've got and what games they've got. Well of course we're still knee-deep in shit. But by the same token we're also almost safe. There's only two games to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising draw at Man Utd, Keegan said he couldnt stay, fans went mental. Results suffered, Venables said no, Kinnear said yes. Results marginally improved, results went s*** again. Permanent contract inexplicably offered to Kinnear who was s***. Kinnears heart went, Hughton stepped in, Hughton was s***. Results suffered, dropped into relegation zone. Ashley panicked, Wise left, Shearer arrived for EIGHT GAMES ONLY. Slow start, got a vital win, almost safe. Hope for next season but only if Shearer stays and Ashleys learnt his lesson. The end. Ninety-one words including this one. How are we not? Two games to play and we're only above the relegation zone on goal difference. How that is almost safe I do not know, no matter what games we've got and what games they've got. Well of course we're still knee-deep in s***. But by the same token we're also almost safe. There's only two games to go. Really all we have to do is match Hull's result at Bolton and we'll be fine. Even with Man U reserves or whatver they'll be giving 100% as they'll be thinking if I havea stormer I might get on the pitch or bench for that CL final. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Edited. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 We're out of the relegation zone on goal difference with two games to go... http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpButhMarsellus.jpg Nawh man, we're pretty fuckin' far from OK... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Signed a few players. A few, not a lot. Brilliant at ManU, spiderman world's best player. "we're going to challenge the top 4" thought I and likeminded idiots. Keegan went, it hit cp40 particularly hard. Almost as hard as the team. I won £32 on an accumulator. JFK started well, faded out (lost at sunderland), and then went a bit heart mental. Hughton made Roeder look Churchillian. Bassong emulated Desailly. A danish man arrived: we signed him on a free, from germany and we like him. Almost there but yet so far. SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER, SHEARER Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Promising Start, then completely Shite and Hopefully a Fairytale Ending Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Up, Down, Down, Down, Up again, down, down, massive fucking relief, crossed fingers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Up, Down, Down, Down, Up again, down, down, massive fucking relief, crossed fingers. Don't remember that bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 My little offering, which is probably over 100 words: There was once a club in the north-east Who teams never used to beat But Big Mike came in Committed some sins And now they looked like dead meat Kinnear and Hughton had a go "WTF!?", said N-O The team were doomed The R word loomed And Viduka was still more than likely fucking injured. But there was no need to fear The local messiah was here Wise booted out There was no doubt That Tyne would prevail over Wear So what does the future hold? Ashley out in the cold? If lessons are learnt Structures are burnt Then Jonas, Martins, GOAL! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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