Kasper Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 seen this on another forum and thought id share it lol. Celtic fan signs up on a Rangers forum, makes a couple of posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Celtic fan. Then he makes a thread saying Quote: If you wan't tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here... Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5 thousand is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution. But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end. Here's what to do.. Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious. Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on thier system. Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and beacuse of your sock order, you will be on thier system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads. Turns out, there's no such database and all these stupid Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets I've got to take my hat off to him, what a prank http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=409777 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue It is to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue It is to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 Hey Dave, take note - you could pull the same trick with the t-shirt shop! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue It is to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 19, 2009 Share Posted May 19, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue It is to them. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 On another note did anyone see that disgraceful performance from Kyle Lafferty at the weekend. At least Rangers have acted swiftly to punish him but it was disgraceful. There is no defence to what he did. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/scot_prem/8058648.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinotheprehistoricgeordie Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 BOOM HEADSHOT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie418 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 they'll cut holes in them and use them as balaclava's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Urban legend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue It is to them. http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/g/granny_owned-12246.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 At least they're the right coloured socks though. Sarcasm? Orange is not blue Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 BOOM HEADSHOT. http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc96/katrinasrevenge/BOOM.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 http://i44.tinypic.com/10nf3nk.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilPower Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saintscoobz Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 he went down like a sack of spuds. thought it was a nice touch checking to see if he had a nose bleed at the end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 he went down like a sack of spuds. thought it was a nice touch checking to see if he had a nose bleed at the end He has to get an oscar next year for it like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/8061953.stm Sour grapes from Samaras Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/8061953.stm Sour grapes from Samaras "If they are going to win it then fair play - but it's our mistakes (that let them)" Well duh. Just like Arsenal's mistakes let Manchester United win the title last year, were they are any less deserving of it because Arsenal slipped up? Pathetic logic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross magoo Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 It's not orange it's tangerine. Continue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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