morgs Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I see on BBC sport that Luca Toni has promised to buy Werder players a holiday if they beat title rivals Wolfsburg on the weekend. Why are we not doing this sort of thing. Our players are picking up plenty of money for bad performances which would be better spent bribing villa. So the question is, what should we be offering and to who. I will start, with milner getting a months free sprint coaching Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 How about they win at the weekend and we won't hunt them down and break their legs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Martin O'Neil a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow to field his under 11 squad on Sunday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'll offer Ashley Young a correctly fitting Villa shirt, if he plays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 Sidwell - some hair dye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I promise not to throw projectiles at the Man U kids when they play in Seoul this summer if they beat Hull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brummiemag Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd offer John Carew free entry to a lap dancing club this saturday and throw in free beer as well! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 For every goal you let us score we'll make a Redknapp family member mysteriously disappear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 let us win and we'll not destroy every phone box in your city. we have form. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 For every goal you let us score we'll make a Redknapp family member mysteriously disappear. You've got a deal! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 For every goal you let us score we'll make a Redknapp family member mysteriously disappear. You've got a deal! I'll take first shift, Louise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 For every goal you let us score we'll make a Redknapp family member mysteriously disappear. You've got a deal! I'll take first shift, Louise. Really? I heard she has gone very droopy now she is in the Redknapp family. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Magpiecn Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 The players should pay the ones going to Villa Park imo for their traveling expences including food, hotel, tickets and travel. I like this . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 For every goal you let us score we'll make a Redknapp family member mysteriously disappear. Does that extend into the Lampard side of the family too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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