Mistle17 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Whats this Vialli as DOF rumour? anyone heard same? Aye heard it alright. Sounds ridiculous. Apparently it goes: "The new owners are based in Hong Kong, not Malaysia. The sale will be announced tomorrow and Gianluca Vialli will be appointed Director of Football. Shearer is expected to be named manager. There will be £30 million made available for transfers. Ashley is selling for £85 million up front with £100 million to be paid in the future in repayment of the loan. Barclays are owed £40 million which has to be paid within two years. Our first signing will be Jermaine Beckford from Leeds - the deal is ready for signing as soon as the sale is completed. Harper is to be made club captain and there are several offers on the table for our players including Martins, Gutierrez, Coloccini and Smith. Source is a mate that works in NUFC's legal department." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Let's all grow up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Whats this Vialli as DOF rumour? anyone heard same? Aye heard it alright. Sounds ridiculous. Apparently it goes: "The new owners are based in Hong Kong, not Malaysia. The sale will be announced tomorrow and Gianluca Vialli will be appointed Director of Football. Shearer is expected to be named manager. There will be £30 million made available for transfers. Ashley is selling for £85 million up front with £100 million to be paid in the future in repayment of the loan. Barclays are owed £40 million which has to be paid within two years. Our first signing will be Jermaine Beckford from Leeds - the deal is ready for signing as soon as the sale is completed. Harper is to be made club captain and there are several offers on the table for our players including Martins, Gutierrez, Coloccini and Smith. Source is a mate that works in NUFC's legal department." It's a wind up from Skunkers. Been said about a million times already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Let's all grow up. Never! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Whats this Vialli as DOF rumour? anyone heard same? Aye heard it alright. Sounds ridiculous. Apparently it goes: "The new owners are based in Hong Kong, not Malaysia. The sale will be announced tomorrow and Gianluca Vialli will be appointed Director of Football. Shearer is expected to be named manager. There will be £30 million made available for transfers. Ashley is selling for £85 million up front with £100 million to be paid in the future in repayment of the loan. Barclays are owed £40 million which has to be paid within two years. Our first signing will be Jermaine Beckford from Leeds - the deal is ready for signing as soon as the sale is completed. Harper is to be made club captain and there are several offers on the table for our players including Martins, Gutierrez, Coloccini and Smith. Source is a mate that works in NUFC's legal department." And in little white text at the bottom it says "I made the whole thing up" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Let's all grow up. http://www.planestupid.com/files/images/ner_ner.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 :facepalm: And I thought this would be the week we got some news. I bet Ashley's writing his programme notes for the Reading home game as we speak, whilst writes out his teamsheet for the West Brom Match Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 He arrived he didnt fancy it, so he has now decided to release a sttement saying he was never interested I don't think there are any Malaysians. I think the Shepherds are the only serious bidders and Ashley has arranged for Llambias to buzz the training ground in a chopper with an Asian gadgy in tow to make it look like there is another bidder to up the ante on Shepherd. I think these two posts are the most depressing so far. It was claimed all along it was a Malaysian consortium, so if we are believing that, what difference does this individual ruling himself out make? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 He arrived he didnt fancy it, so he has now decided to release a sttement saying he was never interested I don't think there are any Malaysians. I think the Shepherds are the only serious bidders and Ashley has arranged for Llambias to buzz the training ground in a chopper with an Asian gadgy in tow to make it look like there is another bidder to up the ante on Shepherd. I think these two posts are the most depressing so far. Already told ya's they are Gurkha bodyguards acting as decoys and taking the chance to check out the stadium for Ashley security nexr season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 But how did he fake the American's? Hire some random white blokes and put baseball caps on them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 But how did he fake the American's? Hire some random white blokes and put baseball caps on them? Got a load of 20 Stone plus blokes and told them there was an as much as you can eat Buffet on in the Platinum Club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 What's going on in here then! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 What's going on in here then! Same as usual. Nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 He arrived he didnt fancy it, so he has now decided to release a sttement saying he was never interested I don't think there are any Malaysians. I think the Shepherds are the only serious bidders and Ashley has arranged for Llambias to buzz the training ground in a chopper with an Asian gadgy in tow to make it look like there is another bidder to up the ante on Shepherd. I think these two posts are the most depressing so far. It was claimed all along it was a Malaysian consortium, so if we are believing that, what difference does this individual ruling himself out make? Ah, to be fair, I prefer a consortium including a £7 billion dollar chappy with cheeky chops than one without. The inside track is that it was a bunch of Indonesians all along. No wonder it's taking so long. JAM KARET ftw!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I think all there is to go on is a group of oriental-looking businessmen being spotted at the club twice. Even the 'Malaysian' bit is supposition, isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I think all there is to go on is a group of oriental-looking businessmen being spotted at the club twice. Even the 'Malaysian' bit is supposition, isn't it? Their nationality must have been leaked in the first place, so I reckon it's probably right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 They don't all look the same you know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Racist! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Well that was an unnecessary 4 pages of reading. Thanks son of Rambo for making me sift through your fight to see if owt was worth reading Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 The ronnie saying talks are 'ongoing' this evening.....no detail mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 The ronnie saying talks are 'ongoing' this evening.....no detail mind That article is just an excuse to get the bit about Krishnan out tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I did wonder how the Hare Krishna Movement could afford to buy us like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 They could have just said that though. Jesus this is unbearable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Well that was an unnecessary 4 pages of reading. Thanks son of Rambo for making me sift through your fight to see if owt was worth reading Glad I read this before wading through that ridiculous hissy fit on the previous pages. ..is what I should be saying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2009/07/08/toon-talks-with-malaysian-consortium-continue-72703-24109256/ TALKS with the Malaysian consortium who are interested in taking over Newcastle United were understood to be "ongoing" tonight as Mike Ashley's long drawn out process of selling the Magpies dragged on for Toon fans. However, it has emerged that billionaire Ananda Krishnan is not part of the group who have now visited Tyneside twice in the past week. Indeed Malaysian National News agency Bernama carried a statement from his company Usaha Tegas Sdn Bhd ruling him out of the chase. The statement said: "News reports were carried on July 5 and July 6 in various newspapers in Malaysia and Singapore that Mr Ananda Krishnan or companies owned by Mr Krishnan had expressed an interest in purchasing Newcastle United Football Club and that his representatives had been engaged in talks to explore or even conclude such a deal. "There is in fact no truth or foundation to this story. "Mr Krishnan has not expressed an interest in purchasing Newcastle United Football Club, has not sent any delegation to Newcastle to engage in such talks or authorised any representatives to negotiate on his behalf and is not considering any such purchase," Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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