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Guest Craig-NUFC

Hodgson was in the running for the German job in 1998 apparently.

It really wouldn't surprise me if English players had no idea who Lowe is. Actually wouldn't surprise me if our players knew nothing of football outside of England.

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Guest Chubby Jason

Nothing story. Just another excuse to undermine the man with a moronic headline.

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Pearce removed from senior team set up. Hopefully he'll be given the boot completely after the Olympics.

Still can't get over him saying in that presser last year for the under-21s he was basically championing the long ball. Would love to see the actual quotes again, it was terrifying that he's held his position as long as he has.

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Guest Craig-NUFC

Still U21 manager unfortunately. Has nothing to do with the first team now though.

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Joe Hart

 

Ashley Cole

Gary Cahill

Joleon Lescott

Micah Richards

 

Scott Parker

Steven Gerrard

a training cone

 

Ashley Young

Wayne Rooney

Adam Johnson

 

We're getting smashed. If we can get Scholes then he can go in for the training cone, if the training cone is unavailable then Gareth Barry.

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Imagine if Gerrard was in the squad.

 

He's played 120 minutes of good football all season.

 

My mate was telling me he was listening to an interview with McClaren who said Gerrard is a nightmare for England managers. He effectively said that you have to play him because of the media but if things didn't go well in the first ten minutes of a game, Gerrard would go wandering about and go completely against the tactical plan.

 

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Don't think your first eleven is much better than ours atm. Our defence is shite, but we're always solid anyway due to the work ethic of our players. Especially with Rooney suspended it's hard to pick a winner. This is how I reckon we'll start;

 

Andreas Isaksson

 

Mikael Lustig

Andreas Granqvist

Olof Mellberg

Martin Olsson

 

Kim Källström

Anders Svensson

 

Rasmus Elm

Johan Elmander

Sebastian Larsson

 

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

 

France will of course walk the group.

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Under Roy we can expect a 4-4-2 but with a defensive midfield 2 and inside out wingers who will cut inside. Adam Johnson and Ashley Young on the Wings would be a reasonable shout imo. Barry has won me over at City, hated him for a while but found a decent passing range and solidity imo.

 

Slight adaptation to 4-4-1-1

 

                            Hart

 

Richards      Cahill        Lescott    Baines

 

Johnson      Barry      Cleverley*    Young

 

                Oxlaide-Chaimberlin

 

                          Holt

 

*no idea who here. Lamps probably ffs. No fan of Parker tbh.

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You're 1-0 up vs. Spain after a s*** corner hits Joleon Lescott's head and loops in at a bizarre angle.  It's approaching the 75 minute mark and you're under the cosh, you need someone to hold the ball during the few moments you've got possession...

 

Shola.

 

 

 

"It's Shola time".

 

God, imagine the marketing potential. Man sitting at a desk at work, watching the clock, the clockhand lands on a small picture of a happy Shola. The man rips off his clothes to reveal Hawaiian clothes and starts dancing on the beach, Shola flipping burgers in the background and winking loads.

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Under Roy we can expect a 4-4-2 but with a defensive midfield 2 and inside out wingers who will cut inside. Adam Johnson and Ashley Young on the Wings would be a reasonable shout imo. Barry has won me over at City, hated him for a while but found a decent passing range and solidity imo.

 

Slight adaptation to 4-4-1-1

 

                            Hart

 

Richards      Cahill        Lescott    Baines

 

Johnson      Barry      Cleverley*    Young

 

                Oxlaide-Chaimberlin

 

                          Holt

 

*no idea who here. Lamps probably ffs. No fan of Parker tbh.

 

Interesting selection. So effectively a 4-2-3-1?

 

Can't leave Cole out though, no way. The one player who never lets England down imo.

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You're 1-0 up vs. Spain after a s*** corner hits Joleon Lescott's head and loops in at a bizarre angle.  It's approaching the 75 minute mark and you're under the cosh, you need someone to hold the ball during the few moments you've got possession...

 

Shola.

 

 

 

"It's Shola time".

 

God, imagine the marketing potential. Man sitting at a desk at work, watching the clock, the clockhand lands on a small picture of a happy Shola. The man rips off his clothes to reveal Hawaiian clothes and starts dancing on the beach, Shola flipping burgers in the background and winking loads.

 

Added bonus is we'd score at least one of our penalties if it went to a shootout.

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