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alextansley Alex Tansley

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@Joey7Barton Tom Huddlestone is better and was better than you technically when he was fit

 

 

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@alextansley if ur aunty had b*llocks she'd be ur uncle also........#hewasntsoendof

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alextansley Alex Tansley

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@Joey7Barton Tom Huddlestone is better and was better than you technically when he was fit

 

 

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@alextansley if ur aunty had b*llocks she'd be ur uncle also........#hewasntsoendof

 

:snod:

 

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alextansley Alex Tansley

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@Joey7Barton Tom Huddlestone is better and was better than you technically when he was fit

 

 

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

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@alextansley if ur aunty had b*llocks she'd be ur uncle also........#hewasntsoendof

 

Brilliant and correct Barton :lol:

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Hate to spoil the love-in party, but honestly man. What a big-headed c*** he is :lol:

 

I think you will find that Joey calls it "honesty" :razz:  ;D

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He was great in the first half of the season, but his form decreased as the season progressed. His set pieces became useless after Carroll left. The ball was covered with star dust when it landed. Says more about Carroll's aerial capability than Barton's ability to deliver good set pieces.

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In an era of monotony, where each interview includes the phrase "Well, you know, its a game of two halves and theres no easy games in football anymore blah blah blah", Barton's honesty is wonderful. It rubs some people the wrong way, but at least they're reacting. Footballers can be so dull - but not our Joey  :smitten:

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Never ever dull in good or bad ways.

 

Mad, bad, good, intelligent, polite, bonkers, rude, violent, charming, silly, mature, immature, complicated, entertaining and lots more, infact nearly every emotion/human trait going.

 

 

Joey  :smitten:

 

Wow my first man crush  :frantic:

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@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

Techinally I said I was most inform english midf player which I think was correct, who played better than me individually last season? FACT

5 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

Wilshere springs to mind..

 

And this is Joey's response to that (someone said Wilshere before):

 

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

@Danbo12 little bit easier playing with van Persie than Shefki Kuqi, no disrespect to Shefki he's a great lad......

15 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

a) That is disrespectful to Shefki Kuqi

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b) It's crap. Wilshere is a better player than Barton.

 

Someone take his computer away before he becomes unemployable.

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@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

Techinally I said I was most inform english midf player which I think was correct, who played better than me individually last season? FACT

5 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

Wilshere springs to mind..

 

And this is Joey's response to that (someone said Wilshere before):

 

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

@Danbo12 little bit easier playing with van Persie than Shefki Kuqi, no disrespect to Shefki he's a great lad......

15 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

a) That is disrespectful to Shefki Kuqi

and

b) It's crap. Wilshere is a better player than Barton.

 

Someone take his computer away before he becomes unemployable.

 

Hell no, the space time continuum would collapse, if you did that then this thread would cease to be and we would all have never posted here, boredom and Barton being normal..............does not compute.

 

Its a bit like The Terminator, if Johny Connor doesn't send his Dad back in time to knob his Mum, he will never be, this thread is at that risk with your quite frankly mental suggestion :D

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b) It's crap. Wilshere is a better player than Barton.

 

tbf to Barton, in the 2 times they played each other this season there was only one winner. Same with Parker, though he is very much in demand so his "in a different league" comment is rather embarrassing considering Barton's current position.

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b) It's crap. Wilshere is a better player than Barton.

 

tbf to Barton, in the 2 times they played each other this season there was only one winner. Same with Parker, though he is very much in demand so his "in a different league" comment is rather embarrassing considering Barton's current position.

 

I thought it was quite witty but I may be being wooshed.

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@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

Techinally I said I was most inform english midf player which I think was correct, who played better than me individually last season? FACT

5 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

 

 

Wilshere springs to mind..

 

And this is Joey's response to that (someone said Wilshere before):

 

@Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

@Danbo12 little bit easier playing with van Persie than Shefki Kuqi, no disrespect to Shefki he's a great lad......

15 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

 

a) That is disrespectful to Shefki Kuqi

and

b) It's crap. Wilshere is a better player than Barton.

 

Someone take his computer away before he becomes unemployable.

 

Hell no, the space time continuum would collapse, if you did that then this thread would cease to be and we would all have never posted here, boredom and Barton being normal..............does not compute.

 

Its a bit like The Terminator, if Johny Connor doesn't send his Dad back in time to knob his Mum, he will never be, this thread is at that risk with your quite frankly mental suggestion :D

 

I have considered your response very carefully and cannot make sense of it.

 

My final throwaway line was a cry of despair at the way each daft tweet or statement that Joey makes, can only have the effect of putting off this or any other club from giving him a contract. He seems to have a death wish.

 

That last sentence is not to be taken literally either.

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