'There, or thereabouts'

[Pav]

Defending like beavers.

[Guest elbee909]

'caught napping'

[BlueStar]

Premier League footballers always "romp" with a "mystery blonde".  Never head anyone say "I heard you romped with that lass behind the bar last week"

[Pilko]

Premier League footballers always "romp" with a "mystery blonde".  Never head anyone say "I heard you romped with that lass behind the bar last week"

 

They kept saying that in the papers about Phil and Kate off the apprentice. "romp"

 

That's reminded me of something btw:

I remember after the scandal that Ashley Cole was cheating on Cheryl, in a game at Fratton Park for Chelsea, the MOTD commentator said after Cole's every touch was booed - "Well, that's what you can expect when you're playing away from home."

 

Was utterly brilliant. :lol:

[Guest Alan Shearer 9]

Cultured left foot?

[cp40]

He has a good engine?

[ChrisJbarnes]

now its getting to the end of the game, bolton are happy with a point and have "set up shop".

 

never understood that one.

[ChrisJbarnes]

come to think of it, i hate the way commmentators always misuse the world literally. "that chance was literally on a plate" "the newcastle defence are literally all at sea". well no actually unless were playing at portsmouth

[Haz]

Remember when the watchword was 'Blend' as in the right blend for a team?

[Guest toonlass]

Keeping a clean sheet.

 

Unless you have had 16 bottles of broon and a vindaloo the night before it shouldn't be a problem for most of us.

[Guest optimistic nit]

'On his day'

 

'But, boss, on his day, Barry's the best forklift driver we've got!'

 

[madras]

now its getting to the end of the game, bolton are happy with a point and have "set up shop".

 

never understood that one.

think you'll find it's "shut up shop"

[SteveMc]

now its getting to the end of the game, bolton are happy with a point and have "set up shop".

 

never understood that one.

think you'll find it's "shut up shop"

 

That would explain why he's never understood it

[Rocker]

'On his day'

 

'But, boss, on his day, Barry's the best forklift driver we've got!'

 

 

:lol: :lol:

 

I love keefaz.

[madras]

now its getting to the end of the game, bolton are happy with a point and have "set up shop".

 

never understood that one.

think you'll find it's "shut up shop"

 

That would explain why he's never understood it

"set up shop" is used but not in the given scenario. "set up shop" is often interchangable with "set their stall out" as in "it was a first date and i knew that, to get into her pants i'd have to set my stall out early doors"

[ChrisJbarnes]

yeah thought set up shop was one because i remember someone telling me a very politically incorrect joke about a certain ethnic minority group not being very good at football because every time theres a corner they have to set up a shop.

[Guest elbee909]

I've never fully understood 'clear the lines'

[Incognito]

We need time to let them "gel together.

[ChezGiven]

I've never fully understood 'clear the lines'

 

Nautical term i would have thought.

[madras]

I've never fully understood 'clear the lines'

 

Nautical term i would have thought.

publicanism surely.

[ChezGiven]

I've never fully understood 'clear the lines'

 

Nautical term i would have thought.

publicanism surely.

Nah. That would be clean.

[themanupstairs]

 

come out the blocks early

[ChezGiven]

 

come out the blocks early

 

Athletics term. For sprinters.

[Optimistic Nut]

"He got half a header on it".

[Jayson]

"Argie-bargie"

Someone having a "howler".

Taking something "by the scruff of the neck"

 

Are rarely used outside of football

 

"squeeky bum time" is an obvious one