arnonel Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://www.teamtalk.com/chelsea/6757134/Barca-to-open-English-academy What struck me as really funny were these quotes: ".....The Catalan giants will begin staging coaching classes for 300 hopefuls between the ages of six and 16......." and then ".....The school, which is less than two miles from Chelsea's training ground, is attended by the children of Didier Drogba and Yossi Benayoun......" Wow. they sure do get around those 2 to have 300 kids between them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
80 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Classic Owen that "groins gone" Eloped with his heart. Fucking little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://www.teamtalk.com/chelsea/6757134/Barca-to-open-English-academy What struck me as really funny were these quotes: ".....The Catalan giants will begin staging coaching classes for 300 hopefuls between the ages of six and 16......." and then ".....The school, which is less than two miles from Chelsea's training ground, is attended by the children of Didier Drogba and Yossi Benayoun......" Wow. they sure do get around those 2 to have 300 kids between them Would be pretty pissed off if they opened one in Newcastle, wonder what Chelsea fans think of this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tall Striker Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Mourinho has gone 9 years without a home league defeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Mourinho has gone 9 years without a home league defeat. I know it helps being at top clubs, but that is just... woah! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 http://www.facebook.com/pages/Happy-birthday-Sir-Bobby-Robson-February-18-1933-RIP/189842084381967 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Birmigham shareholders in Hong Kong announce different designs for their stadium redevelopment. Anyway the guy they have in the London studio 24/7 is live there, that is if you ignore the dodgy looking backdrop, and the fact that he was on SSN live in the studio in the early hours of the morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 This guy on Soccer AM must be Mick McCarthy's son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Youtube: Gol de Jimmy Briand | Lyon 4 - 0 Nancy | 18/02/2011 Briand does a Rooney. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted February 19, 2011 Share Posted February 19, 2011 Just seen that Walsall are offering season tickets to 13-18 year olds for £46. Not only that but they will give them £2 cashback at every game meaning that if they attend all games they are effectively getting a season ticket for nothing!!! Astonishing deal!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Peter Ndlovu story about Micky Quinn: Ndlovu Corner This month our regular columnist Peter Ndlovu recalls a practical joke on Micky Quinn which went slightly sour When I first arrived at Coventry City there were some larger than life, colorful characters but non more so than when Micky Quinn arrived! I remember at away games Mick would get a lot of abuse for being overweight. Hell, even our own supporters named him after a sumo wrestler! After one game I decided it was time to play a joke on the joker, with unfortunately disastrous consequences. Micky was an absolute animal when it came to drinking and I was the total opposite. I enjoyed the odd drink with the boys but Micky could put away ten pints and not blink. I knew that if I gave him a drinking challenge, he would do it. We’d just played Arsenal at Highbury and Micky was in boisterous mood after scoring a hat-trick. The match ball was being sponsored by a perfume shop in London and after the game we were all given a bottle of aftershave each to commemorate our win. Micky was out in the corridor doing a television interview so I took this opportunity to empty my aftershave bottle and fill it with water. When Micky returned to the dressing room I hollered at him: “Hey Micky, do you want my bottle of aftershave too? I can smell you from here.” “Stick it up your arse” he shouted back, rather politely. “I’ve got a better idea” At that moment I started drinking the whole bottle. Wiping the last drops off my lips I shouted: Think you’re f**king hard Micky? Try doing that. The dressing room started chanting Mick’s name as he weighed up whether to accept the challenge. Quick as a flash he grabbed the first bottle he could see, which was poor Phil Babb’s, and downed it! The lads couldn’t stop laughing, it was one of the funniest moments of my life. Unfortunately things went fast downhill from that moment. Mick fell pretty ill on the coach home and we had to stop off at a motorway services for 3 hours while Mick was sick in the toilets. The club doctor said he was lucky to get through it without having his stomach pumped. Bobby Gould fined me 2 weeks wages, which was quite a lot of money to me, and amazingly he fined Micky as well! So if someone asks you to drink a bottle of aftershave, have a sip of theirs first! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I reckon it's him or Paul Dickov who writes 'anonymously' for 442. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Peter Ndlovu, he played for Coventry, Nnndllllooooovveee! Whoever can tell me where that's from get's 10 points to spend on whatever they like* *the small teddies are 40,000 points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 why would Peter Ndlovu need to write anonymously? Hardly anyone knows who he is anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Peter Ndlovu, he played for Coventry, Nnndllllooooovveee! Whoever can tell me where that's from get's 10 points to spend on whatever they like* *the small teddies are 40,000 points. Fantasy Football League? They had a bit about a commentator who pronounced his surname "Nnnluuuuuuuuurve". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Ndlovu Corner. Fantasy Football was such a brilliant programme. I'm pretty sure the commentator was Ray Stubbs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Aye, could remember the face but not the name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Ronnie bastard Radford wheeled out get again for today's FA Cup draw. Was Hereford v Newcatle really the only Cup shock ever? It seems to be made out to be more of a big deal as the years go by. I'll dance on the buggers grave one day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Peter Ndlovu, he played for Coventry, Nnndllllooooovveee! Whoever can tell me where that's from get's 10 points to spend on whatever they like* *the small teddies are 40,000 points. Fantasy Football League? They had a bit about a commentator who pronounced his surname "Nnnluuuuuuuuurve". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 I reckon it's him or Paul Dickov who writes 'anonymously' for 442. The Guardian have one too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 why would Peter Ndlovu need to write anonymously? Hardly anyone knows who he is anyway. 442 have a former professional footballer who's played in all 4 divisions and for his National side writing for them. His first few columns were him shitting on people's played with who were cheating on their wives and girlfriends. Think its more to do with keeping people he talks about 'out of trouble'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Calderwood looks like he's turned it around at Hibs, three wins on the trot now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Lol Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Without wishing to start detailing fixtures, Arsenal have matches arranged for................... Wednesday, 23 February 2011 Sunday, 27 February 2011 Wednesday, 2 March 2011 Saturday, 5 March 2011 Tuesday, 8 March 2011 Saturday, 12 March 2011 Saturday, 19 March 2011 Saturday, 2 April 2011 Saturday, 9 April 2011 Saturday, 16 April 2011 Saturday, 23 April 2011 Saturday, 30 April 2011 Saturday, 7 May 2011 Saturday, 14 May 2011 Sunday, 22 May 2011 That list assumes they will beat Orient in the replay but doesn't include any further progression in either the FA Cup or the CL nor does it include the North London Derby at WHL which Arsenal steadfastly refuse to rearrange until they can confirm they have a free date. I wouldn't be surprised if their season disappears in a backlog of matches. FWIW I think they will get past Barca which would add another 2 matches to the list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Most those games are a week apart. Most top teams will have schedules like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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