Guest optimistic nit Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/user/ShamelessSmith#p/u/0/4H6D54fwnjY :lol: :mackems: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Fucking great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 wait did i hear barton professional role model in there the guys mental Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 This new SSN thing... was it worth the effort? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3028&Itemid=26 NEWCASTLE DELUSIONS INVADE REALITY THE lunatic fantasy world of Newcastle United supporters has started to manifest itself in this dimension after the club's 6-0 win over Aston Villa. Image From whence it came Last night the city had begun to morph into a fascinating, cosmopolitan metropolis full of actual humans as the ripples of temporal instability spread throughout the North East. Quantum footballologist Wayne Hayes said: "The immense pressure of decades of groundless expectation has finally caused a tear in the time/space/football continuum. "Every unrealistic ambition, Champion's League prediction and plan involving Kevin Keegan's head on Alan Shearer's body could now invade the realm of the sane. "The win over Villa escaped from a self-perpetuating quantum dimension known as the Benitez Zone, in which up is down, black is white - which actually makes the Newcastle kit look exactly the same - and where Andy Carroll isn't just eight foot of greased monkey." The effects were first felt when a fan outside St James Park asked a hotdog vendor if they served salad. By late afternoon the shockwaves had spread so far that Sir Alex Ferguson was seen being gracious in a postmatch interview at Fulham. But Hayes stressed that Newcastle was still connected to a 'universal reality' with the confirmation that Joey Barton continues to be a little shit. He added: "After a sensible period of stabilisation and a promising start to the season, the fans will soon be asking for Chris Hughton to be replaced by Catherine Cookson and they will all be sucked back through the wormhole, like a Geordie eating his breakfast Pot Noodle." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 "and where Andy Carroll isn't just eight foot of greased monkey." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 How the fuck do shitty Stoke fucking City get Adidas to make their strips for them?? It's one of the template ones. Not one that you can buy unbadged, but still from a catalogue so it's not made for them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Jamie Redknapp in tap up endorsement shocker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 where Andy Carroll isn't just eight foot of greased monkey." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Must have been some talk-in tonight with Pedro. Apparently he described Vuckic as a superstar and said by the time he's 21 he's going to be as good if not better than Messi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 "First, fast, now" is an awful name for a show. You can tell the SSN presenter feels stupid saying it too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Looks pretty swish in HD though, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Instead of going HD they've been fucking cut from my package. Bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I see the FIFA World Cup delegation are coming up to Newcastle on Wednesday. Hopefully Llambias and Ashley aren't around Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I see the FIFA World Cup delegation are coming up to Newcastle on Wednesday. Hopefully Llambias and Ashley aren't around Cockmaster Cameron has not even shown up for them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Hope 'Liverpool keep mascherano. Why the fuck sign a long, lucrative contract, only to bitch your way out when you want. cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 I see the FIFA World Cup delegation are coming up to Newcastle on Wednesday. Hopefully Llambias and Ashley aren't around Hopefully the toothless alcoholic SSN magnet mags aren't about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Uruguayan keeper has a taste for geek keeper shirts: http://www.as.com/futbol/fotogaleria/aurrecochea-meta-homenajea-comic-deseo/dasftb/20100823dasdasftb_2/Zes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Basketball is one of the worst sports in the world, the score just showed a tribute to Kobe Bryant, about as exciting as a Chris Hughton interview. That's all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Uruguayan keeper has a taste for geek keeper shirts: http://www.as.com/futbol/fotogaleria/aurrecochea-meta-homenajea-comic-deseo/dasftb/20100823dasdasftb_2/Zes I want it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/5234/129961.jpg Lokomotiv Moscow fans reaction to the Odemwingie transfer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 There's no match thread yet so thought I'd put it in here, but Steven Fletcher is a doubt for Wolves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Good news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I like the look of our next few fixtures. Starting with Wednesday night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I like the look of our next few fixtures. Starting with Wednesday night. KISS OF DEATH ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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