Darth Crooks Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 How s**** is Wayne Rooney's street striker...someone got bombed out because they cant hit a skateboarder on the move? It's quite a good show sometimes apart from Rooney's complete lack of charisma. 'Well... You didn't get through today 'cause, like, you weren't that good at that.. Sorry'. But it's the same as any show like that, he's got his favourites who he'll try and make excuses for and keep in until he really has no choice but admit defeat and dump them out, and he's got the ones who he'll look for the first opportunity to get rid of. It's the gravitas they approach it with that gets me Rooney is obviously just calling it in...which i expected. But the tart who commentates when someone is trying to belt a guy doing a backflip off a BMX goes on like theres a baby turtle trying to make it to the sea. Funny shite rather than shite shite i suppose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Rooney is fucking awful in it as well. 'You did good..... you hit one of the buckets......... yeah it was good................' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Genuinely one of the most wooden performances I've ever seen by someone on TV. And I don't think that's an exaggeration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Even more of a cunt than I originally gave him credit for. Really hope Tiote eats him alive on Boxing Day whilst the likes of Nolan and Barton wind him up something rotten. Tiote isn't as aggressive as people make out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 That black guy is s**** as well. The whole thing is s*** really but I still bloody watch it if it's on. Edit: The one on street striker, not Tiote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I recognise the black guy. Is he an actor as well? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Not watching it but I'm assuming your talking about the 'unbelievable tekkers' guy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 The very same...he had a go and was crap as well so I dont know what it was supposed to mean. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Christopher Samba's handed in a Transfer request....Everyone off the boat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Christopher Samba's handed in a Transfer request....Everyone off the boat Blackburn falling apart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Getting 12/1 for them to go down suddenly looks like a much better bet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 The very same...he had a go and was crap as well so I dont know what it was supposed to mean. Who won this series? I watched them all except the final and I can't find it repeated anywhere. There were some right wankers on it this year, particularly that ball juggling prick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My mate went to see it filmed (he literally had nothing better to do) and he said Rooney had to get the 'script' out of his pocket before every single take. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 had a busy few days and been off the board. what's new? everyone good's getting sold and taylor's getting a 10 year contract? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 had a busy few days and been off the board. what's new? everyone good's getting sold and taylor's getting a 10 year contract? Aye, Stu is now Chairman of the Toon, Neesy is Manager, and Ronaldo is Director of Media Relations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My mate went to see it filmed (he literally had nothing better to do) and he said Rooney had to get the 'script' out of his pocket before every single take. How the fuck do you need a script for that shite? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 had a busy few days and been off the board. what's new? everyone good's getting sold and taylor's getting a 10 year contract? Aye, Stu is now Chairman of the Toon, Neesy is Manager, and Ronaldo is Director of Media Relations. Sounds a good partnership actually. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jagielka out for a month, damn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocho Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jagielka out for a month, damn. Heitinga should slot in or is he injured? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My mate went to see it filmed (he literally had nothing better to do) and he said Rooney had to get the 'script' out of his pocket before every single take. Does that mean his mundane delivery is scripted or just what he says? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jagielka out for a month, damn. Heitinga should slot in or is he injured? Injured and doesn't want to be here. We might get to see a bit of Tony, get in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jagielka out for a month, damn. Heitinga should slot in or is he injured? Injured and doesn't want to be here. We might get to see a bit of Tony, get in! Ouch, massive blow for you guys. How come Heitinga is unhappy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jagielka out for a month, damn. Heitinga should slot in or is he injured? Injured and doesn't want to be here. We might get to see a bit of Tony, get in! Ouch, massive blow for you guys. How come Heitinga is unhappy? Don't know for sure but seems to think he has a right to be starting every game. Last season he got increasingly better but this season he hasn't looked interested. Also said he was rather pleased when other teams (Bayern, apparently) expressed an interest, albeit they were probably just rumours. No space for people like that.. but if we can get him back quickly we may have no choice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 9 years since we beat Leeds 4-3 leaving us top at Christmas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jagielka out for a month, damn. Heitinga should slot in or is he injured? Injured and doesn't want to be here. We might get to see a bit of Tony, get in! Ouch, massive blow for you guys. How come Heitinga is unhappy? Don't know for sure but seems to think he has a right to be starting every game. Last season he got increasingly better but this season he hasn't looked interested. Also said he was rather pleased when other teams (Bayern, apparently) expressed an interest, albeit they were probably just rumours. No space for people like that.. but if we can get him back quickly we may have no choice. When does Cahill go away? [/too lazy to look] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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